Impaled deer found at Eminem's house NSFW

[Analog]

A deer that apparently tried to hop onto the gated property at rapper Eminem’s suburban Detroit home didn’t make it far and got impaled on an iron fence.




The Mojo in the Morning show on Detroit radio station WKQI-FM (95.5) was reporting today that the deer incident set off alarms Wednesday night at the home of the rapper whose given name is Marshall Mathers.
He lives in a home on gated property in Clinton Township.
Clinton Township Police said this morning they didn’t immediately have any information on the matter.

Impaled deer found at Eminem's Clinton Township home | freep.com | Detroit Free Press http://www.freep.com/article/201101...-Eminem-s-Clinton-Township-home#ixzz1Bh0yfhm0
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[Numenorean]

Who gives a shit?

 

[Scotteq]

Feed it to Michael Vick's dogs.

 

[Aharami]

i agree. whats the significance of this story?

 

[her209]

Oh deer.

 

[ghost recon88]

Poor girl

 

[AMDZen]

i agree. whats the significance of this story?

That despite how eminem is now a rich douche bag, he still lives in detroit.

LOL

You can take the douche out of the city, but not the city out of the douche

or something

 

[seepy83]

Needs more antler velvet.

 

[highland145]

Who gives a shit?

You do.

 

[CrazyAznDriver]

Not a fun way to go... hope someone put it out of its misery

 

[Kommander_Kink]

Who gives a shit?

I do, because I like uncanny stories, if you didn't like it why in hell you came to this thread knowing very well what it was about?

 

[sadffffff]

lol'd

 

[destrekor]

Deer probably hung like that for awhile before it finally died.

Wonder how long it took...
because here I am thinking, how much it would suck to try and jump over a fence, get impaled on your stomach/hip/ass/hamstrings, and have to hang there and have no way to help yourself, and merely hoping either death comes quick or someone finds you soon.

 

[highland145]

I do, because I like uncanny stories, if you didn't like it why in hell you came to this thread knowing very well what it was about?

Because that's the way he rolls.

 

[Ika]

Deer probably hung like that for awhile before it finally died.

Wonder how long it took...
because here I am thinking, how much it would suck to try and jump over a fence, get impaled on your stomach/hip/ass/hamstrings, and have to hang there and have no way to help yourself, and merely hoping either death comes quick or someone finds you soon.

yeah sad. it probably tried to struggle a bunch, judging by the blood on the leg that wasn't impaled.

 

[highland145]

lol'd

Go back to lurking.

 

[Corporate Thug]

That despite how eminem is now a rich douche bag, he still lives in detroit.

LOL

You can take the douche out of the city, but not the city out of the douche

or something

LOL, if he left, he would be a sell out. If he said, he's a douche.

BTW, em never claimed to be "hood," just poor.

 

[sadffffff]

Go back to lurking.

hostile

 

[highland145]

hostile

Nah but Num had already submitted the crappy post of the thread.

 

[spacejamz]

Who gives a shit?

says the one who saw the thread title and clicked on it...

 

[lxskllr]

Missed by || much.

 

[amdhunter]

It looks delicious though.

 

[ghost recon88]

Just noticed that looks like a coffin behind the fence

 

[OCGuy]

Time to eat.


Even the deer are trying to get the hell out of Detroit.

 

[CRXican]

ouch