Imodium is not working

[ThePresence]

I'm dying here.

 

[Jpark]

i thought it was called comodium

 

[Rock Hydra]

:Q

 

[ThePresence]

Originally posted by: Jpark
i thought it was called comodium

Text

 

[EngenZerO]

:shocked:

 

[Jpark]

Originally posted by: ThePresence

Originally posted by: Jpark
i thought it was called comodium

Text

your sarcasm meter must be broken

 

[lokiju]

That stuff messed up my stomach so bad after taking it that I don't shyte right for a week, I avoid at all cost unless there is no other option, but pepto will usually do the trick.

 

[ThePresence]

Originally posted by: Jpark

Originally posted by: ThePresence

Originally posted by: Jpark
i thought it was called comodium

Text

your sarcasm meter must be broken

Everything is broken right now.

 

[cherrytwist]

Drink lots of water.

 

[Jpark]

Originally posted by: ThePresence

Originally posted by: Jpark

Originally posted by: ThePresence

Originally posted by: Jpark
i thought it was called comodium

Text

your sarcasm meter must be broken

Everything is broken right now.

haha, look on the bright side, at least your toilet isn't broken..........yet

 

[tfinch2]

Dude if you have the runs, your body is trying to tell you something and clean itself out. Don't use Imodium to stop the flow...

 

[tami]

my friend took a little more than the recommended dosage on it once. i think it gave him temporary relief.

 

[imported_malcontent]

I thought you were talking about some kind of program that crashed on you.

 

[lokiju]

:music: diarrhea cha cha cha :music:

 

[ThePresence]

Originally posted by: malcontent
I thought you were talking about some kind of program that crashed on you.

I wish it was just that. Unfortunately, other things are crashing on me.

 

[OutHouse]

is your ass raw yet?

 

[godmare]

duct tape

 

[Pepsei]

man, i'd laugh at you except same thing happen to me a few days ago too, bad pad see-ew, it was hot and spicy going in, and the same going out. it was a blow out too.

 

[ThePresence]

I'm in hell. Pure hell.
It feels (and sounds) like Katrina has made landfall in my stomach.

 

[klah]

Are you sitting on the john with a laptop posting on the internets? Nerd.

 

[ThePresence]

Originally posted by: klah
Are you sitting on the john with a laptop posting on the internets? Nerd.

No. I am posting during my 2 minutes away from that evil room.
*shudder

 

[Rumpltzer]

I got mad food poisoning a couple of years ago while traveling in Asia. I hoped it would pass on its own and took nothing for a few days. The flight across the Paciific was hell, it was delayed, I missed my puddle jumper from LAX to Santa Barbara, and the airline put me up in a fancy hotel for the night as I suffered.

When I got home I had my girlfriend take me to the store to buy the Pepto and clear liquids. I then camped out between the toilet and my couch for two more days.

I couldn't keep anything in me, my eyes sunk in, and I was in pain. When I tried to get off the couch and my legs cramped up and I couldn't move, I decided it was time to go to the ER (2am).

They told me Pepto was useless and suggested the Immodium. In the meantime, they gave me morphine. That stuff is amazing!!!! All the pain, cramps, and urges went away in seconds.

Got morphine?


I never, never, never travel in Asia anymore without the Immodium. My Lonely Planet tells me not to take it, but I do it anyway. Good stuff.

 

[Goosemaster]

Butt Plug?

 

[0roo0roo]

and i just watched weeds eps 3

 

[Pliablemoose]

Call your doc & get a prescription of lomotil

If you start getting dizzy when you stand up, you need to make a trip to the ER & get some fluids IV...