Immortalize your loved ones.

[Alkesh]

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CHICAGO (AFP) - Everyone said she was a gem. Now, just eight ounces of cremated remains is all it takes to turn your mother into a diamond.

 

[Zysoclaplem]

Thats pretty neat, in a morbid sort of way.

 

[nakedfrog]

I think it's pretty sweet. It's also a keen idea to make a horror movie.

 

[AbAbber2k]

Originally posted by: nakedfrog
I think it's pretty sweet. It's also a keen idea to make a horror movie.

Maybe someone swallows the diamond and OH NOZE!!!1ONE they have to have surgery or something or they take a dump and it hurts A LOT.

 

[sixone]

:shocked: <-----click me.

 

[nakedfrog]

Originally posted by: sixone
:shocked: <-----click me.

It may still be cheaper than my ultimate desire to be mummified and buried in a specially constructed pyramid.

 

[sixone]

Originally posted by: nakedfrog

Originally posted by: sixone
:shocked: <-----click me.

It may still be cheaper than my ultimate desire to be mummified and buried in a specially constructed pyramid.

LOL, I should think so.

 

[ahurtt]

Originally posted by: sixone
:shocked: <-----click me.

Hmm, so it's true after all. You really can put a price on human life.

 

[sixone]

Originally posted by: ahurtt

Originally posted by: sixone
:shocked: <-----click me.

Hmm, so it's true after all. You really can put a price on human life.

Pssst...they have to be dead first.

 

[YOyoYOhowsDAjello]

"Qty 2 or more"

So like if several family members die at once you get a discount?

 

[nakedfrog]

Originally posted by: YOyoYOhowsDAjello
"Qty 2 or more"

So like if several family members die at once you get a discount?

They can make multiple gems from the ashes.

 

[AbAbber2k]

Originally posted by: YOyoYOhowsDAjello
"Qty 2 or more"

So like if several family members die at once you get a discount?

I wonder if they need some kind of proof of relation or something like a will stating they wanted to be turned into a diamond. Wonder if I could go rob a few graves and get like 10 diamonds super cheap.

 

[Riceball]

Hmm, if you've a body part amputated, you could turn it into a diamond. Interesting...does anyoen else see the a market for "cimcumsized diamonds"?

 

[YOyoYOhowsDAjello]

Originally posted by: nakedfrog

Originally posted by: YOyoYOhowsDAjello
"Qty 2 or more"

So like if several family members die at once you get a discount?

They can make multiple gems from the ashes.

I figured that, but people would get more than....

oh, rings for different people, not some woman having like 5 rings from one body, duh. (I'm slow)

I'll make up for it with
repost

 

[YOyoYOhowsDAjello]

Originally posted by: AbAbber2k

Originally posted by: YOyoYOhowsDAjello
"Qty 2 or more"

So like if several family members die at once you get a discount?

I wonder if they need some kind of proof of relation or something like a will stating they wanted to be turned into a diamond. Wonder if I could go rob a few graves and get like 10 diamonds super cheap.

How is getting dead bodies going to get you cheap diamonds?

 

[Jzero]

Originally posted by: sixone
:shocked: <-----click me.

Geez...at that price I'd sooner just toss the body in the furnace and buy a "natural" diamond.

 

[NiKeFiDO]

Originally posted by: nakedfrog

Originally posted by: YOyoYOhowsDAjello
"Qty 2 or more"

So like if several family members die at once you get a discount?

They can make multiple gems from the ashes.

grp discounts FTW !

 

[Injury]

Originally posted by: YOyoYOhowsDAjello

Originally posted by: AbAbber2k

Originally posted by: YOyoYOhowsDAjello
"Qty 2 or more"

So like if several family members die at once you get a discount?

I wonder if they need some kind of proof of relation or something like a will stating they wanted to be turned into a diamond. Wonder if I could go rob a few graves and get like 10 diamonds super cheap.

How is getting dead bodies going to get you cheap diamonds?

No kidding... since when is a few thousand dollars for one gem cheap?

 

[sixone]

Originally posted by: nakedfrog

Originally posted by: YOyoYOhowsDAjello
"Qty 2 or more"

So like if several family members die at once you get a discount?

They can make multiple gems from the ashes.

...from the ashes of one person. I wonder if they could make a diamond from any ashes, or if they have to be human ashes. Hmmmm....

 

[NiKeFiDO]

Originally posted by: sixone

Originally posted by: nakedfrog

Originally posted by: YOyoYOhowsDAjello
"Qty 2 or more"

So like if several family members die at once you get a discount?

They can make multiple gems from the ashes.

...from the ashes of one person. I wonder if they could make a diamond from any ashes, or if they have to be human ashes. Hmmmm....

turning your cigarrettes into precious gems? smoking FTW !