Immigration in this day an age.

SnowyEnigma

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After doing some research on how to immigrate to Japan, brazil, Australia, Canada and the USA I was REALLY surprised to find out that immigration is extremely difficult now a days. Its not like it was in the 1900s... where you could just get off a boat and find a job. I find it hilarious that immigration in brazil is a lot more difficult then in the US.
 

HombrePequeno

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Immigration control in the US started out pretty racist. We allowed a heck of a lot more people to come into our country from western Europe than from any other place in the world.

It's kind of interesting how people complain that too many immigrants don't speak English. There was a time when only half of New York City spoke English.
 

Sheepathon

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When I have my own country, I will only allow penguins and hot chicks with PhDs to immigrate.
 

BooGiMaN

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Originally posted by: Sheepathon
When I have my own country, I will only allow penguins and hot chicks with PhDs to immigrate.

have you learned nothing from wallace and grommet.....the penguins are pusre evil man!
 

Sphexi

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It is indeed difficult. I'm currently in the process of immigrating into Canada to be with my wife. So far:

1) I had to get the FBI to do a background check on me, which I passed.
2) I had to get a medical exam done, at my expense, 7 hours away.
3) My wife has to sponsor me, proving she can provide for me for up to 3 years.
4) I have to now wait up to 18 months for them to process it, and can't live/work up there in the meantime.


It's expensive and very difficult.
 

YoshiSato

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Originally posted by: Sheepathon
When I have my own country, I will only allow penguins and hot chicks with PhDs to immigrate.

Antartica has not been decleared part of any nation yet(the US reserves the rights but choses not to)
 

SnowyEnigma

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Originally posted by: Sphexi
It is indeed difficult. I'm currently in the process of immigrating into Canada to be with my wife. So far:

1) I had to get the FBI to do a background check on me, which I passed.
2) I had to get a medical exam done, at my expense, 7 hours away.
3) My wife has to sponsor me, proving she can provide for me for up to 3 years.
4) I have to now wait up to 18 months for them to process it, and can't live/work up there in the meantime.


It's expensive and very difficult.


:confused:! How are you enjoying your marriage if your not even with here! I know the US has K-1 visas which allows your spouse to live here while all the papers are processed.
 

SnowyEnigma

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On a side know, I'm wondering what would happen if someone completely lost ALL of their documents (passports, birth cirtificates) and had general amnesia? What would a country do about that?
 

virtueixi

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Originally posted by: Sphexi
It is indeed difficult. I'm currently in the process of immigrating into Canada to be with my wife. So far:

1) I had to get the FBI to do a background check on me, which I passed.
2) I had to get a medical exam done, at my expense, 7 hours away.
3) My wife has to sponsor me, proving she can provide for me for up to 3 years.
4) I have to now wait up to 18 months for them to process it, and can't live/work up there in the meantime.


It's expensive and very difficult.


If you get divorced, you ain't get back in b!tch.:D
 

Sphexi

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Originally posted by: SnowyEnigma
Originally posted by: Sphexi
It is indeed difficult. I'm currently in the process of immigrating into Canada to be with my wife. So far:

1) I had to get the FBI to do a background check on me, which I passed.
2) I had to get a medical exam done, at my expense, 7 hours away.
3) My wife has to sponsor me, proving she can provide for me for up to 3 years.
4) I have to now wait up to 18 months for them to process it, and can't live/work up there in the meantime.


It's expensive and very difficult.


:confused:! How are you enjoying your marriage if your not even with here! I know the US has K-1 visas which allows your spouse to live here while all the papers are processed.

It's not too fun at the moment, but we're surviving. I'm hoping it'll only take a few months, no more than 8 if possible, but in theory it could be up to 18 tops. I considered moving up there first then applying from within Canada, but even then I wouldn't be able to work legally, and not having income wouldn't be financially feasible for us. So I'm staying here and working, saving cash until I can move up.
 

Mean MrMustard

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Originally posted by: YoshiSato
Originally posted by: Sheepathon
When I have my own country, I will only allow penguins and hot chicks with PhDs to immigrate.

Antartica has not been decleared part of any nation yet(the US reserves the rights but choses not to)

But just think of the potential for oil.
 

EatSpam

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Originally posted by: SnowyEnigma
After doing some research on how to immigrate to Japan, brazil, Australia, Canada and the USA I was REALLY surprised to find out that immigration is extremely difficult now a days. Its not like it was in the 1900s... where you could just get off a boat and find a job. I find it hilarious that immigration in brazil is a lot more difficult then in the US.

The United States has no immigration policy, for all intents and purposes. Our borders are a joke.
 

NikPreviousAcct

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Originally posted by: EatSpam
Originally posted by: SnowyEnigma
After doing some research on how to immigrate to Japan, brazil, Australia, Canada and the USA I was REALLY surprised to find out that immigration is extremely difficult now a days. Its not like it was in the 1900s... where you could just get off a boat and find a job. I find it hilarious that immigration in brazil is a lot more difficult then in the US.

The United States has no immigration policy, for all intents and purposes. Our borders are a joke.

Quote For Fvcking Truth.
 
Aug 16, 2001
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Originally posted by: Nik
Originally posted by: EatSpam
Originally posted by: SnowyEnigma
After doing some research on how to immigrate to Japan, brazil, Australia, Canada and the USA I was REALLY surprised to find out that immigration is extremely difficult now a days. Its not like it was in the 1900s... where you could just get off a boat and find a job. I find it hilarious that immigration in brazil is a lot more difficult then in the US.

The United States has no immigration policy, for all intents and purposes. Our borders are a joke.

Quote For Fvcking Truth.

You have no idea what a hassle it is to legally work in the US.
:roll:
 

NikPreviousAcct

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Originally posted by: FrustratedUser
Originally posted by: Nik
Originally posted by: EatSpam
Originally posted by: SnowyEnigma
After doing some research on how to immigrate to Japan, brazil, Australia, Canada and the USA I was REALLY surprised to find out that immigration is extremely difficult now a days. Its not like it was in the 1900s... where you could just get off a boat and find a job. I find it hilarious that immigration in brazil is a lot more difficult then in the US.

The United States has no immigration policy, for all intents and purposes. Our borders are a joke.

Quote For Fvcking Truth.

You have no idea what a hassle it is to legally work in the US.
:roll:

Of course I do. If it wasn't such a hassle to do it legally, THERE WOULDN'T BE SO MANY FVCKING GODDAMN ILLEGALS.