Imagine you're a deer

[ActuaryTm]

You're prancing along. You get thirsty.

You spot a little brook.

You put your little deer lips down to the cool, clear water. BAM! A fvcking bullet rips off part of your head! Your brains are laying on the ground in little bloody pieces.

Now, I ask you - would you give a fvck what kind of pants the son of a bitch who shot you was wearing?

Link.

 

[Ryan]

Originally posted by: ActuaryTm
You're prancing along. You get thirsty.

You spot a little brook.

You put your little deer lips down to the clear blue water. BAM! A fvcking bullet rips off part of your head! Your brains are laying on the ground in little bloody pieces.

Now, I ask you - would you give a fvck what kind of pants the son of a bitch who shot you was wearing?

My brains are on the ground - it's impossible for me to give a fsck.

 

[Yossarian]

my secret goal had been to have my head cut off and mounted in someone's den, so I would be ecstatic.

 

[HappyPuppy]

Good hunters go for a heart shot, not a head shot.

Have a nice day.

 

[Sheepathon]

I'm not sure, but I have a sudden urge for venison jerky.

 

[BuckMaster]

I prefer camo pants when I lay my 30-06 to a deer.

Oh thats right I'm playing the deer part in this sceen.

 

[HamburgerBoy]

:thumbsup:

My Cousin Vinny is teh funny.

 

[tami]

michael comes up with the most interesting posts. :thumbsup:

 

[kwjake]

I wear jeans. Deer season, here I come!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[sharkeeper]

Deer have lips?

 

[Sheepathon]

Would it make a difference if it was one of these clowns doing the shooting?

 

[ActuaryTm]

Now with audio aid for those less familiar with Miss Tomei's work.

 

[Mrvile]

Yes. In fact, his son's pants were very much out of style, and the color didn't match at all! *wrist flick*

 

[fetcher]

there's nothing worse than being shot by someone with good fashion sense. it means they're from the city, and they were STILL able to sneak up on your unattentive self.

 

[Sheepathon]

edit: omgwtf, that link wasn't what it was in google image search

fixed

 

[Conky]

The best chili is made with deer meat. Mmmm....

:beer:

 

[Hayabusa Rider]

My brother is an actuary. Really.

Edit. I can speel it most days. Really.

 

[GoingUp]

Originally posted by: Sheepathon
she's cute

thanks for linkin us to a sex site. Ass.

 

[Sheepathon]

Originally posted by: Gobadgrs

Originally posted by: Sheepathon
she's cute

thanks for linkin us to a sex site. Ass.

wtfffffffff I don't even know how that happened, I just copy pasted the path from a google image search for a picture of Marisa Tomei :Q

 

[lobadobadingdong]

Originally posted by: Gobadgrs

Originally posted by: Sheepathon
she's cute

thanks for linkin us to a sex site. Ass.

 

[blodhi74]

Its on TBS

 

[ActuaryTm]

Originally posted by: Hayabusa Rider
My brother is an actuary. Really.

Edit. I can speel it most days. Really.

P&C? Life/Health/Financial?

 

[Hayabusa Rider]

Originally posted by: ActuaryTm

Originally posted by: Hayabusa Rider
My brother is an actuary. Really.

Edit. I can speel it most days. Really.

P&C? Life/Health/Financial?

Works for OK BC/BS

 

[mwtgg]

Originally posted by: Gobadgrs

Originally posted by: Sheepathon
she's cute

thanks for linkin us to a sex site. Ass.

It works fine for me...

 

[Koenigsegg]

Originally posted by: mwtgg

Originally posted by: Gobadgrs

Originally posted by: Sheepathon
she's cute

thanks for linkin us to a sex site. Ass.

It works fine for me...

I had to copy and paste, otherwise it's a porn site..