Image of Jesus in field ?

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MarkXIX

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Jan 3, 2010
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I see Chuck Norris. That's why that field is dead, because Chuck Norris pissed an image of himself into the field and killed the grass. Chuck Norris' piss is grass killer.
 

AnonymouseUser

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May 14, 2003
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That's not Jesus in a field, this is:

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He has risen! And he's wearing his "crown of thorns"...
 

ahenkel

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Jan 11, 2009
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This is all I need to convince me. Atheism officially over. Praise Him and who wants a christian side hug
 

mmntech

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"We have to warn this field that what they are doing is stupid and they will probably wind up like Theo Van Gogh for drawing that in the corn. This is not a threat, but a warning of the reality of what will likely happen to them."
 

Jeff7

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Jan 4, 2001
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What a fine god/deity/son of god/whatever/schizophrenic person.
He can't really do a whole lot in the real world, like prevent horrendous natural disasters (you know, acts of god), or grant salvation to humanity without torture and bloodshed and a human sacrifice, but he can make his likeness appear in random objects.


What other amazing superpowers does this guy have?
 

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Lifer
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I think you seriously underestimate the power of photoshop when put in the hands of skilled artist.

I have a friend who goes to the art institute, and he could probably whip that up in like 30 minutes or so.

Photoshop can change the physical world ? Damn they really did do some serious updates with CS5 !