I'm watching an Elvis Presley Special

Red Dawn

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And they had Dave Mathews Singing an Elvis song and I've have never heard someone butcher an Elvis song so bad in my life. The Bitch needs to have a mic shoved down his throat to spare us from having to listen to his god awful music!
 

308nato

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Originally posted by: Red Dawn
And they had Dave Mathews Singing an Elvis song and I've have never heard someone butcher an Elvis song so bad in my life. The Bitch needs to have a mic shoved down his throat to spare us from having to listen to his god awful music!


Someone would just plug the mike in through his ass, acousticaly it would sound as garbled.

I was at Walgreens getting a prescription today and they had their halloween crud out. They had a pair of Elvis shades
on sale........big ole honkin' gold sunglasses with fake sideburns mounted on the earpieces. I should have got them.
 

Red Dawn

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Originally posted by: hdeck
can't be much worse than elvis himself singing it.
Hey you might as well said "Hey look at me I'm a Clueless Cscksucker" and you would have communicated the same sentiment!
 

johnjohn320

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Eh, Dave Matthews is OK. Perfectly mediocre, in my opinion.

Elvis was revolutionary for what he did at the time, and a really talented perfomer, though I admittedly get bored listening to him for more than few minutes. What song did Matthews sing?
 

shiner

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I'm still trying to figure out how Matthew's got so damn popular. His music sounds like a whiny bitch to me. Can't stand it......would rather listen to.....hell I'd rather listen to 72 hours of Red Dawn with diarrhea farts than 5 minutes of Dave Matthew's best.