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sniperruff

Lifer
Apr 17, 2002
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yeah just be like that fat guy in the video and cast 3 lightning bolt's on his arse!

while you're at it summon a serra angel and do a dark banishing on that creep.
 
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MercenaryForHire

Lifer
Jan 31, 2002
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Originally posted by: n0cmonkey
Originally posted by: MercenaryForHire
Originally posted by: amdforever2
Apparently, I made a Wiccan High Priest cry. He hasn't cried since his divorce 7 years ago. The guy is 25, and asked a 16 year old friend of mine to hang out. My implication was that he should get a job, a life, or for normalcy, both.

This implication he was a pedo or psycho drove him to tears, and now he's summoning a demon from the shadow realm to do me harm.

He sent me a message saying he'd get even, and another friend of mine that was talking to him sent me a message that he's gonna try to kill me with magic or something.




So. My question is...................whatever shall I do?
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wtf? He got divorced at 18? :confused:

- M4H
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WTF? You read the entire post? :p
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Yeah, my ADD doesn't kick in until six paragraphs. :D

- M4H
 
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SuPrEIVIE

Platinum Member
Aug 21, 2003
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....duel him with yu gi oh cards and the one who loses is trapped in the shadow realm:roll:
EDIT: oh yea make sure you dress the part:roll:
 
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bandana163

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Jul 2, 2003
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Try to turn him, he must be an evil cleric.
Try to level drain him first, then turn him. That should do it.
 
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ironcrotch

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May 11, 2004
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Originally posted by: SuPrEIVIE
....duel him with yu gi oh cards and the one who loses is trapped in the shadow realm:roll:
EDIT: oh yea make sure you dress the part:roll:
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HAHAHA
 
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Feneant2

Golden Member
May 26, 2004
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Try to set things right. Buy him a blow up doll and offer to assist in his ritual to turn the doll into a real woman.
 
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Kenazo

Lifer
Sep 15, 2000
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He threatened to kill you, did he not? You can definately have him charged for that. Pretend you were scared and you can nail him with assault yet.
 
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amdforever2

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Sep 19, 2002
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Originally posted by: Kenazo
He threatened to kill you, did he not? You can definately have him charged for that. Pretend you were scared and you can nail him with assault yet.
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Yeah, he threatend to kill me with BLACK MAGIC.

Does that even count?

I could threaten to beat people on the streets with strands of wet spaghetti, I don't think I'd be charged with assault.
 
DainBramaged

DainBramaged

Lifer
Jun 19, 2003
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Originally posted by: Kenazo
He threatened to kill you, did he not? You can definately have him charged for that. Pretend you were scared and you can nail him with assault yet.
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Right, then he will be really pissed off and will have to use a Level 8 spell. GOOD IDEA!
 
shiner

shiner

Lifer
Jul 18, 2000
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Man....I sure hope you can roll a 20 sided die better than he can. If not and he gets a natural 20....well....we won't be seeing you for a while.
 
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Dacalo

Diamond Member
Mar 31, 2000
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Originally posted by: DainBramaged
Originally posted by: Kenazo
He threatened to kill you, did he not? You can definately have him charged for that. Pretend you were scared and you can nail him with assault yet.
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Right, then he will be really pissed off and will have to use a Level 8 spell. GOOD IDEA!
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This man is wise. Listen to him! He must have wisdom of 20!!!
 
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moonshinemadness

Platinum Member
Jan 28, 2003
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By all rights if he lives his life close to the ways of wicca he will not cause you any such harm. Wicca belief is "An it harm none, do what ye will" they also believe whatever they do to someone, it willl eventually come back to them three fold. Just so you know ;)
 
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