I'm trapped under a burning couch!

[zumbojo]

AHHHHHHH! My legs! I'm trapped beneath a large loveseat that happens to be on fire. Can anyone suggest something besides my computer that I could use to pry it off before fire engulfs myself, my computer, and my dorm? Any help is much appreciated.

You're SOL.

AnandTech Moderator

 

[Orsorum]

 

[Kadarin]

My suggestion: Do nothing.

 

[Entity]

Bleh. YAITUABCT.

Would you at least be original? This is so overdone.

Rob

 

[erikiksaz]

Step # 1 - Stop smoking crack.

 

[Nohr]

Take it like a man.

 

[ElFenix]

heheheh

 

[ThePresence]

 

[gopunk]

great, soon we'll find out this was real and his parents are suing us.

 

[ThePresence]

Originally posted by: gopunk
great, soon we'll find out this was real and his parents are suing us.

LMAO

 

[TallBill]

rofl

 

[Orsorum]

Originally posted by: ThePresence

Originally posted by: gopunk
great, soon we'll find out this was real and his parents are suing us.

LMAO

Hehe.

 

[Entity]

Originally posted by: gopunk
great, soon we'll find out this was real and his parents are suing us.

I'll cover our bases:

Official advice: call 911. If your computer is nearby, but not your phone, chat with your local emergency officer via AIM. They should help.

Rob

 

[TallBill]

what a crappy place to end up with only a few minutes left to live