I'm thinking of opening a butter store.

Tom

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I was thinking about how people like to buy coffee these days, like it was a real product and not just a beverage to have with your donut or whatever, and i got to thinking that maybe there is a market for butter stores ?

Not just regular butter, although we would have that, but things like drawn butter, lemon butter, butter patties, etc.

and then we would also sell things to have along with your butter-toast, corn on the cob, lobster, etc.

but then i realized, that besides butter, maybe it would be a good idea to sell condiments too, like packets of ketchup, musterd, vinegsar, etc.

i figure once a eprson has bought a packet of ketchup, it would be easy to get them to buy an order of fries to go with it.

I'm looking for ideas, or even better, investors.
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40Hands

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you could open a street corner stand that sells stick of butter wrapped in bacon.
 

Siva

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I say drop butter and go with prostitutes, there's more of a market.
 

isasir

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You could open up a "I can't believe it's not butter" store and sell any item you want except for butter.
 

Siva

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Originally posted by: Zysoclaplem
Originally posted by: Siva
I say drop butter and go with prostitutes, there's more of a market.

Will they be freshly-churned prostitues?

Probably, that's not really much of a plus.

So much imagery involving the creampie....
 

crab

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OK, who remembers the butter thread waaay back on the old forum?
 

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What is this musterd and vinegsar you speak of?

Is it also good with butter?