I'm thinking of getting ripped off

[SphinxnihpS]

I was thinking this morning, "Ya know, I haven't been ripped off in a while." Sure, I bought that lemonade (Crystal Light) from the kids on the corner the other day, and I paid a late fee on a CC a few months ago because I'm lazy, but it's been ages since I've gotten a good ass-reaming on something; I mean really scammed. So I was hoping ATOT could help me out. I have come up with a list of what I think are some quality fleecings, and I want you to help me pick the best one.

Should I:

A. Invest in silver coins

B. Buy that get rich quick real estate program I've always wanted

C. Sign up for a long-term fancy health club membership

D. Lease a car

E. Buy an expensive diamond ring

Bring me the lube!

 

[Arcadio]

Monster Cables.


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[Bateluer]

C. Sign up for a long-term fancy health club membership

How's this is a ripoff? Its your choice whether to use it or not, yes?

 

[Oil]

I have a great timeshare for you in Del Boca Vista

 

[mnewsham]

Get E. for you SO and get laid.

 

[brblx]

How's this is a ripoff? Its your choice whether to use it or not, yes?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C_ESeEZD_OY

 

[amdhunter]

buy me an ipod
Get an Android phone?

 

[AstroManLuca]

send your bank info to the prince of nigeria

 

[TheSlamma]

Donate money to a political PAC

 

[brblx]

Donate money to a political PAC

i don't think buying a politician is getting ripped off. that seems to be fairly lucrative, actually.

 

[Jaepheth]

Go to Best Buy and get a new laptop.
Buy the premium Black Tie protection

 

[BurnItDwn]

You should go to a payday loan place.

 

[AstroManLuca]

i don't think buying a politician is getting ripped off. that seems to be fairly lucrative, actually.

that's only if you give them a LOT of money

 

[BurnItDwn]

You should go to a payday loan place.

Maybe combine the payday loan with a trip to best buy, getting all the protection plans you can

 

[SphinxnihpS]

I have a great timeshare for you in Del Boca Vista

This sounds intriguing, what are the amenities?

 

[AstroManLuca]

Sell your guitar, I've got this sweet mountain bike I'll sell you for way under market value...

 

[TheSlamma]

i don't think buying a politician is getting ripped off. that seems to be fairly lucrative, actually.

try it and report back

 

[brblx]

try it and report back

buying != giving five dollars

 

[shortylickens]

This sounds intriguing, what are the amenities?

Early bird special.

 

[Oil]

This sounds intriguing, what are the amenities?

You will only be surrounded by senior citizens so you can be assured that it will always be nice and quiet. Also, they have a dedicated condo association and their own condo newsletter "The Boca Breeze"

Early bird special.

And this

 

[PricklyPete]

I feel ripped off by this obvious troll thread.

 

[gevorg]

go to a gay bar

 

[highland145]

You should go to a payday loan place.

Add a title pawn for a little more rough and raw action.

Bastards.

 

[Newbian]

Purchase bulk beef but don't refrigerate it.

Don't mouse proof ac units.

 

[swanysto]

This sounds intriguing, what are the amenities?

If it is like other time shares, you will use up all points if you go during a convenient time. So make sure you take about 14 two day trips in the winter to make it worth your while. Or maybe 1 week long trip in the summer.