I'm thinking about going to ninja school.

[hjo3]

Originally posted by: Sifl
What kind of pay can I expect once I'm a certified ninja?

Nanyangview?

 

[lightpants]

First of all:

Facts:
1. Ninjas are mammals.

2. Ninjas fight ALL the time.

3. The purpose of the ninja is to flip out and kill people



Are you qualified for #1, and do you have the moral aptitude for #2,3?
If so, I say go for it!