Don't tell no one. 
262 ceiling tiles.
37 screw drivers.
3 chairs.
2 computers.
Both hard drives 62% full.
2 empty beer bottles.
Volume knob on radio can be turned 3 revolutions per second before it stutters.
Neighbors got a new couch.
A JVC television can be effecively disabled with either..... 9mm round, 12 oz hammer, or a fall of over 7 feet on dirt.
I can spin around in my chair 9 times with one push.
I can hold my breath for 1min 59 seconds.
Most of Greenland is not marked (Terratory wise) on the Rand McNally map (Wierd, huh?)
A Taco Bell taco can be consumed in 9 seconds, including swallowing.
My skin resistance (Hand to hand) is around 0.750 meg ohm.
You have to hollar outside 8 times before anyone takes notice.
Two broken Sony CD walkmans must be left by the side of the road for 43.4 minutes before they disappear (Red truck, 1 guy with brown hair and a beard)
Squirrels never stand in one place for over a minute.
I better do something productive today.
262 ceiling tiles.
37 screw drivers.
3 chairs.
2 computers.
Both hard drives 62% full.
2 empty beer bottles.
Volume knob on radio can be turned 3 revolutions per second before it stutters.
Neighbors got a new couch.
A JVC television can be effecively disabled with either..... 9mm round, 12 oz hammer, or a fall of over 7 feet on dirt.
I can spin around in my chair 9 times with one push.
I can hold my breath for 1min 59 seconds.
Most of Greenland is not marked (Terratory wise) on the Rand McNally map (Wierd, huh?)
A Taco Bell taco can be consumed in 9 seconds, including swallowing.
My skin resistance (Hand to hand) is around 0.750 meg ohm.
You have to hollar outside 8 times before anyone takes notice.
Two broken Sony CD walkmans must be left by the side of the road for 43.4 minutes before they disappear (Red truck, 1 guy with brown hair and a beard)
Squirrels never stand in one place for over a minute.
I better do something productive today.
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