I'm such a man..

[cKGunslinger]

... that I rewind Bambi to watch his mother get killed again and again (and I'm usually not wearing pants.)*








*[This thread serves as a meeting place for all the "manly men" who are too insecure to post in my "Which movie scenes make you cry" thread.]

 

[DivideBYZero]

I watched 'Meet Joe Black' and laughed when the old sh1t died.

 

[notfred]

I make fun of people who dress differently from me.

 

[CrackRabbit]

/Farts Loudly

Thats all I have to say...

 

[tranceport]

I'd eat meat raw if I had to.

 

[tranceport]

Originally posted by: CrackRabbit

Thats all I have to say...

lol..

Yeah I bought a 12 ga yesterday.. That mean I have cahoonahs?

You can buy man status for $279?

 

[dug777]

Originally posted by: tranceport
I'd eat meat raw if I had to.

toughguy eh 😉

 

[Monkey muppet]

I'm such a man: that I shave with a butchers cleaver

 

[isasir]

I'm scratching myself right now.

 

[broon]

Originally posted by: tranceport
I'd eat meat raw if I had to.

I eat nails.

 

[conjur]

Originally posted by: BroeBo
I stole one of those lame ribbons once. I took it off a huge SUV (expedition or suburban). They are the most pointless things ever. Sometimes I wonder if some people actually think they are somehow helping the troops by sporting these lame ribbons...

Now *there's* a man!

 

[moshquerade]

this thread has potential

 

[Jfrag Teh Foul]

I have been trained to kill people, skin wild animals, blow stuff up, and I get laid often.

 

[globalcitizen]

Adjusting "man" area because regulation clothing does not fit down there. Even XXL.

 

[PingSpike]

I eat live babies all the time and don't even care.

 

[dug777]

Originally posted by: moshquerade
this thread has potential

for what?

satisfying your 'needs' 😉 ?

 

[Jfrag Teh Foul]

Oh yeah, and I intentionally stick duct tape to things just so the adhesive will get left behind and I can clean it up with WD-40.

Ok, not really, but it sounded manly.

 

[slightlyhuman]

i pull bitches by the hair.

 

[moshquerade]

Originally posted by: dug777

Originally posted by: moshquerade
this thread has potential

for what?

satisfying your 'needs' 😉 ?

i like to read this stuff just like i like to watch when he doesn't know i am. 😉

 

[PricklyPete]

Originally posted by: notfred
I make fun of people who dress differently from me.

Sweet...I do too. 😉

 

[dug777]

Originally posted by: moshquerade

Originally posted by: dug777

Originally posted by: moshquerade
this thread has potential

for what?

satisfying your 'needs' 😉 ?

i like to read this stuff just like i like to watch when he doesn't know i am. 😉

wow.

just wow.

mosh is 😎.

leave it at that...

 

[Abe Froman]

That I get Brazilian waxes....

 

[cKGunslinger]

Originally posted by: Jfrag Teh Foul
Oh yeah, and I intentionally stick duct tape to things just so the adhesive will get left behind and I can clean it up with WD-40.

Ok, not really, but it sounded manly.

LOL.

Yeah, I often take apart small engines and put them back, just so I can smell like gas and have oil stains on my pants and hands. And I keep the wrench in my back pocket for show. 😛

 

[ABitTooSpicy]

Yeah, If coach would've put me in fourth quarter, we'd have been state champions, no doubt. No doubt in my mind!!

 

[GoingUp]

I never ask for directions.

(then again I have a GPS so maybe that makes me more of a nerd than a man)