E mail from loser guy
Hey Jessica! Remember me? I drove a red convertible that caught your eye several years ago. After that we chatted and had a great lunch together. Are you interested in chatting again?
My e mail response
Dennis,
Are you dying? Was I that hot? Are you bored? Heres what I remember.
1. It was at least 5 years ago, not several.
2. You tried to slip me some nasty tongue after lunch, gross.
3. You neglected to tell me that you were married.
4. I called your wife and she was pissed.
5. Then you still tried to call me afterwards.
And now a long, long time later you somehow found or searched for my email address. I changed address's several years ago so that freaks me out more.
I am engaged and happy, thanks for asking. Just for the record I am not interested in chatting or lunch, not then, not now or ever. Eww. YOU ARE A LOSER!!!
XOXO Jessica
UPDATE Mon. Sept 19
His response
Sorry I asked. You're right; I must be loser - thanks for putting it all in perspective. I hope I haven't scarred you for life. I'm sure you'll be happily married. You'll never hear from me again, promise.
Hey Jessica! Remember me? I drove a red convertible that caught your eye several years ago. After that we chatted and had a great lunch together. Are you interested in chatting again?
My e mail response
Dennis,
Are you dying? Was I that hot? Are you bored? Heres what I remember.
1. It was at least 5 years ago, not several.
2. You tried to slip me some nasty tongue after lunch, gross.
3. You neglected to tell me that you were married.
4. I called your wife and she was pissed.
5. Then you still tried to call me afterwards.
And now a long, long time later you somehow found or searched for my email address. I changed address's several years ago so that freaks me out more.
I am engaged and happy, thanks for asking. Just for the record I am not interested in chatting or lunch, not then, not now or ever. Eww. YOU ARE A LOSER!!!
XOXO Jessica
UPDATE Mon. Sept 19
His response
Sorry I asked. You're right; I must be loser - thanks for putting it all in perspective. I hope I haven't scarred you for life. I'm sure you'll be happily married. You'll never hear from me again, promise.
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