I'm stranded in the airport

[StrangeRanger]

I've been traveling since 3am EST, it is now 11:10pm EST and I'm still stuck in the Filthadelphia airport. Someone shoot me now or give me something to talk about.
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[minendo]

Head down to the bathroom across from gate 11. There's a chick there that gives the best BJs ever.

 

[Sluggo]

PM Mill, he has some experience being stuck at the airport.

 

[StrangeRanger]

What, did Mill get blown by a shim?
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[Savij]

Philly cheese steaks that you can get at the airport are apparently not the real thing. But they do get rid of hunger and give you the runs.

 

[StrangeRanger]

Oh look, that makes me feel better, they're actually giving out free cookies and dinky ass sized bottles of water. That really helps. How bout WHERE THE FVCK IS MY LUGGAGE GONNA END UP?
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[StrangeRanger]

Originally posted by: Savij
Philly cheese steaks that you can get at the airport are apparently not the real thing. But they do get rid of hunger and give you the runs.

Ya, I need the runs in the airport bathroom. Besides, all the schwag food joints are closing
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[ifoundthetao]

Do you have access to a printer and have scissors/knife/other cutting tools and tape? You can make me! also, check out the video its insane. I just made one today. Pretty cool. You have to close one eye for the illusion to work though. And when you are done with it give it to a kid, it'll give him nightmares.

 

[tami]

weather, i'm guessing?

i was stuck in traffic for 2 hours today because the police shut down the saw mill parkway in both directions in westchester county. i was in bumper to bumper traffic in residential areas for a good hour and a half of that time in an area i've never been to before (i'm not so good on the alternate route stuff -- it's a new job and i never realized i'd get a job that would require me to drive since i live in NYC). the weather channel kept announcing that all flights were delayed a good 4 hours.

 

[Chode Messiah]

watch out for the grudge!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
mahaaaaa mike jones

 

[Pepsei]

ah philly, sucks to be you i guess.... maybe you should play with google earth.exe and suck up the wireless bandwidth.

 

[tami]

Originally posted by: ifoundthetao
Do you have access to a printer and have scissors/knife/other cutting tools and tape? You can make me! also, check out the video its insane. I just made one today. Pretty cool. You have to close one eye for the illusion to work though. And when you are done with it give it to a kid, it'll give him nightmares.

that's actually VERY cool. i need to put that on my desk at work.

 

[StrangeRanger]

Ya weather apparently. But other flights have left. Mine just keep getting cancelled and then over booked onto other flights
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[Savij]

Originally posted by: StrangeRanger

Originally posted by: Savij
Philly cheese steaks that you can get at the airport are apparently not the real thing. But they do get rid of hunger and give you the runs.

Ya, I need the runs in the airport bathroom. Besides, all the schwag food joints are closing
j

Ok, so i'm out of ideas. That's all I can remember about the philly airport.

 

[Savij]

Is there free wireless somewhere there, or are you paying for it or something else?

 

[StrangeRanger]

I paid $7 for 24 hrs. Not too bad I guess
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[Savij]

Originally posted by: StrangeRanger
I paid $7 for 24 hrs. Not too bad I guess
j

Well, at least you're using a good bit of it.