Im sorry europe...

TheoPetro

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I feel the need to apologize. Not all Americans are like the loud asshole frat boys that may visit some of your countries. I cant tell you how many times I heard "I just need some Italian PUSSY!". Between that and assholes (loud american ones) fighting in the streets at 5am I began to see why alot of other contries cant stand us. There were a few guys having a converstaion at a bar about how amazing america was and comparing everything in florence to america. It was pretty disgusting to say the least. Anyway just wanted ya to know that not all of us are loud and obnoxious jackasses just there to get drunk and have sex with foregin women.


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Please for the love of all that is holy, if you plan on talking for 8 straight hours on a flight, DO IT QUIETLY. Multiply a normal inside voice by 3 and make every 4th word a whine and you will partialy understand my return flight. Then add 2 screaming babies (back left and back right) and have the loud people talk in another language. Toss in a fat guy overflowing into my seat because his fatass forgot to buy another one and you can fully understand the flight. I was praying for turbulence so this little (12 yr old boy) would get thrown into his seat and STOP JUMPING, WHINING, AND CRYING LIKE A 6 YR OLD! After that one I was more than ready to start punching children.

Cliffs:

To europe, americans arnt all loud obnoxicous assholes

To europe again, control your Fing kids and dont let them scream for 8 hours straight.
 

GTaudiophile

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Welcome back. Where did you go?

I feel your pain. Americans should go overseas with open eyes and take it as a chance to view America from another perspective.
 

akshatp

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Originally posted by: TheoPetro
Other side:
Please for the love of all that is holy, if you plan on talking for 8 straight hours on a flight, DO IT QUIETLY. Multiply a normal inside voice by 3 and make every 4th word a whine and you will partialy understand my return flight. Then add 2 screaming babies (back left and back right) and have the loud people talk in another language. Toss in a fat guy overflowing into my seat because his fatass forgot to buy another one and you can fully understand the flight. I was praying for turbulence so this little (12 yr old boy) would get thrown into his seat and STOP JUMPING, WHINING, AND CRYING LIKE A 6 YR OLD! After that one I was more than ready to start punching children.

Cliffs:

To europe, americans arnt all loud obnoxicous assholes

To europe again, control your Fing kids and dont let them scream for 8 hours straight.


Premium Economy or Business Class FTW?
 

Molondo

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To europe again, control your Fing kids and dont let them scream for 8 hours straight

where were you again? If i was like that i would get freaking slap across the face in a beat, i think you were in a soft part of europe.
 

TheoPetro

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I was in Florence for 5 days, Barcelona for 2 then back to Florence for 1. Overall it was an amazing trip. Excelent food and I saw a ton of cool stuff.
 

TheoPetro

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Originally posted by: Molondo
To europe again, control your Fing kids and dont let them scream for 8 hours straight

where were you again? If i was like that i would get freaking slap across the face in a beat, i think you were in a soft part of europe.

On an airplane back from Gatwick (sp?)
 

feralkid

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Originally posted by: akshatp
Originally posted by: TheoPetro
Other side:
Please for the love of all that is holy, if you plan on talking for 8 straight hours on a flight, DO IT QUIETLY. Multiply a normal inside voice by 3 and make every 4th word a whine and you will partialy understand my return flight. Then add 2 screaming babies (back left and back right) and have the loud people talk in another language. Toss in a fat guy overflowing into my seat because his fatass forgot to buy another one and you can fully understand the flight. I was praying for turbulence so this little (12 yr old boy) would get thrown into his seat and STOP JUMPING, WHINING, AND CRYING LIKE A 6 YR OLD! After that one I was more than ready to start punching children.

Cliffs:

To europe, americans arnt all loud obnoxicous assholes

To europe again, control your Fing kids and dont let them scream for 8 hours straight.


Premium Economy or Business Class FTW?

God, yes!

I know it's pricey, and I learned why: because it's worth every cent.
 

judasmachine

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They only see the loud spoiled frat boys, and old people with socks and sandles so give em a break. It's like a cop, he only sees the members of the community at it's worst, and when things go horribly wrong, so he becomes jaded.
 

TheoPetro

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Originally posted by: feralkid
Originally posted by: akshatp
Originally posted by: TheoPetro
Other side:
Please for the love of all that is holy, if you plan on talking for 8 straight hours on a flight, DO IT QUIETLY. Multiply a normal inside voice by 3 and make every 4th word a whine and you will partialy understand my return flight. Then add 2 screaming babies (back left and back right) and have the loud people talk in another language. Toss in a fat guy overflowing into my seat because his fatass forgot to buy another one and you can fully understand the flight. I was praying for turbulence so this little (12 yr old boy) would get thrown into his seat and STOP JUMPING, WHINING, AND CRYING LIKE A 6 YR OLD! After that one I was more than ready to start punching children.

Cliffs:

To europe, americans arnt all loud obnoxicous assholes

To europe again, control your Fing kids and dont let them scream for 8 hours straight.


Premium Economy or Business Class FTW?

God, yes!

I know it's pricey, and I learned why: because it's worth every cent.

They were the first row behing first class and they kept peeking around the curtin and eventually unbottened it and sat with their feet stretched through. It would have been very annoying if I was in first class and a kid and his dad were staring at me the whole time and screaming.