I'm sorry, anyone who believes in astrology are DUMB-FVCKING-ASSES.

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jEct2

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Me: as you probably know, i've only had one relatinoship
Me: and i made sure it was a damn good one.
Me: 3 years.
Her: wow
Her: crazy
Me: yup.
Me: im very anal when it comes to having the right girl.
Me: my friends say i should just loosen up and have fun
Me: maybe i should. maybe not, whatever.
Her: haha
Her: are u a capricon
Me: why capricorn?
Her: they are PICKY
Her: are u
Me: u believe in horoscopes?
Her: i think that they are a loose interpretation of life
Her: yes
Me: interesting.
Her: opps
Her: you are a saggitarius
Me: hopeless romantic
Me: i checked
Her: so you don't believe in any religion yet u believe in a simple belief system such as astrology? :p
Me: jk, u know im a hardcore logicist
Me: if that's a word.
Her: nah
Her: sags are romance freaks
Me: and you're labeling me based on my birthdate..
(no answer for minutes... still none as of now.)

[edit1]
Her: i know. I dated a ton of sags... blunt but romantic. soft on the inside.. hard on the out.
Me: so you Are judging me
Me: based on saggi
Me: right now!

[edit2]
She stopped talking to me period. I don't care, she'll still talk to me because she believes that I'm "blunt but romantic, soft on the inside, hard on the out' according to her.

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Me: i bet these descriptions of horoscopes are so broad, if i had said anything else besides saggitarius, you'd find a way to relate it to me.
Her: haha
Her: its ok
Her: this is ur blunt side
Her: i've dated sags
Her: i know how u work
Her: hahaha
Her: just trying to annoy you
Her: =O

(at this point, I'm just trying to just be friendly, no puprose in arguing, since we're just friends in person)
Me: i think horoscopes are fun.
Her: they are
Her: is ur birthday 12.18?
Me: No.
 
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Kenazo

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:) Those ppl rank up there as retards right along side those "you need to flush your body of all the toxins..." ppl.
 
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BigJ

Lifer
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You can say that about a lot of things.

Also, she said they were a loose interpretation of life, right? It's such a loose interpretation that it's broad enough to be correct. Did you ever actually read some of the stuff?

It's not like she said she swears by the fvcking things.

EDIT: And it seems like you're a dumbass too. Grammar much?
 
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SVT Cobra

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Mar 29, 2005
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*puts on tin foil hat and rope*

OMG wth horoscopes arent real?


lol they are just as bad as tabloid ppl
 
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Yossarian

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I liked how you told her you were into anal right at the beginning of the convo. You should get that stuff out of the way early to see if she's a contender.
 
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globalcitizen

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Originally posted by: Yossarian
I liked how you told her you were into anal right at the beginning of the convo. You should get that stuff out of the way early to see if she's a contender.
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This man speaks the truth.:laugh:
 
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Ramma2

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If you fly to the moon or something, it just doesn't work anymore. Anything that doesn't work after a trip to the moon is worthless.
 
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Rapidskies

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"Me: i think horoscopes are fun. "

Nice cave in, should have stuck to your guns. Hand in the man card now. :p
 
Amused

Amused

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Originally posted by: Rapidskies
"Me: i think horoscopes are fun. "

Nice cave in, should have stuck to your guns. Hand in the man card now. :p
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No, no, no. If he fscks her, he keeps his man card. Otherwise he's pathetic.

I've smiled politely and nodded my head when girls spout this kind of nonsense, but I got laid for my efforts. :p
 
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