Hell I get drunk on a can of pepsi! You ain't drunk!
If you were really drunk do you think you would actually be online posting in some talk forum? Why not go out and expose yourself to some nuns or something? Got to do it fast before the "buzz" goes away.
Or you could try the sure fire way to figure out if your "....sooooooooooo drunk"! Ok, get a hammer and hold it up above your face! Now drop it and let it fall. If you feel the broke cheek bone, you're not very drunk!