I'm sooooooo clean now, I wish I can 'save' this state.

[Key West]

I biked 20 miles today and took the godliest shower of my life:

1. Showered with a scrub and scrubbed EVERY INCH of my body to fuck off all deadened skins. By the way, you just use bar of soap or use towel, that's nasty. Not enough abrasion to do anything.

2. Did I say every inch? Behind earlobes, inside greasy ear canal, asshole, heels, soles, EVERYWHERE.

3. Washed hair & shaved.

4. Brushed teeth, scraped tongue (Nasty if you don't this. You'll NEVER go back) & flossed... sooo clean. So much shit came out during flossing from the BBQ. Every crevice of my teeth are super squeaky.

5. Cleaned out earwax with qtips, cut all finger & toenails.

It's a beautiful cool summer night here in MA. I got all my windows open and the breeze on my fresh skin body feels sooo good.

Being the geek I am, I think about saving this state of cleanness and load it whenever.... I don't even wanna sex up gf because I don't want to get dirty.

 

[guyver01]

scrubbed asshole

most of us just wipe it clean... but hey... if the gay community wants to scrub it clean with a loofa... more power to you people.

 

[zerocool84]

You know how I know you're gay?

 

[Key West]

You know how I know you're gay?

Cuz I clean myself like any normal person should? You don't do these basic personal hygiene?

$3 irish spring soap + scrub + $3 storebrand shampoo. Yeah I'm gay.

 

[lupi]

You know how I know you're gay?

lives in mass and calls himself keywest?

 

[schneiderguy]

I scrub my asshole and I'm a very manly straight male.

 

[Aluvus]

So you used the same thing to scrub your asshole and every other part of your body, and other people are nasty for using soap?

 

[Jeff7]

Of course, then when you finally do a State Restoration, you spend the next few months of your life fighting off mild insanity as you try to figure out why you suddenly think it's September 4th, 2010 again.

 

[PieIsAwesome]

I would load it too, only I'd use the keyboard shortcut, forget to hit shift, and end up overwriting it.

 

[Fayd]

btw, congrats, you rode a bike for an hour. big accomplishment.

 

[silverpig]

Cuz I clean myself like any normal person should? You don't do these basic personal hygiene?

$3 irish spring soap + scrub + $3 storebrand shampoo. Yeah I'm gay.

Just means you're poor and gay.

Also, you gotta do the ear squirt gun thing to get out of all the gunk. Q-tips just mash that stuff in harder.

 

[tcsenter]

The only time I'm ever that impressed with being clean is when I've went a few days without bathing.

 

[Newbian]

If you have that much dead skin that you have to scrub it off with a scrubber something is wrong with you.

 

[shortylickens]

btw, congrats, you rode a bike for an hour. big accomplishment.

 

[WelshBloke]

You know how I know you're gay?

This bit?

I don't even wanna sex up gf because I don't want to get dirty

 

[WT]

All that and no colonic irrigation ??? You should be ashamed !!

 

[Zebo]

i do this twice a day so meh. but after camping it or stalking prey through bush for days on end it does feel good.

 

[BUTCH1]

It's sometimes good to be dirty, with our ultra-scrubbed everything antibiotic world the immune system can actually get weaker because it's never challenged. IIRC there was some mention of today's kids not getting into dirt enough and their immune response suffered, a crumbsnatcher is supposed to get dirty, it's good for 'em..

 

[911paramedic]

This is going to be my new wallpaper.

 

[rivan]

This is going to be my new wallpaper.

According to knowyourmeme.com, that's the original 'haters gonna hate'.

It's always been my favorite.

 

[Key West]

It's sometimes good to be dirty, with our ultra-scrubbed everything antibiotic world the immune system can actually get weaker because it's never challenged. IIRC there was some mention of today's kids not getting into dirt enough and their immune response suffered, a crumbsnatcher is supposed to get dirty, it's good for 'em..

I read that too. I'm so proud that as a kid, I spent all day ROFLing in sandboxes and coming home with plenty of scrapes and scratches everyday.

I've always wondered why today's kids have so much fucking asthma, allergic to everything, & ADHD. We didn't have none of that shit back in Korea in 80's.

 

[sjwaste]

Yeah dude, what the other guy said. You have to irrigate your ears, not use q-tips. It's an incredible feeling. The first time I did it, I swore I could hear high frequencies better. I'm not actually sure if that was true, but you haven't experienced "clean" until you've had "even the inside of my ears clean"

 

[Murloc]

Just means you're poor and gay.

Also, you gotta do the ear squirt gun thing to get out of all the gunk. Q-tips just mash that stuff in harder.

using the shower water jet is easier, free and works like a charm.

 

[MrMatt]

I biked 20 miles today and took the godliest shower of my life:

1. Showered with a scrub and scrubbed EVERY INCH of my body to fuck off all deadened skins. By the way, you just use bar of soap or use towel, that's nasty. Not enough abrasion to do anything.

2. Did I say every inch? Behind earlobes, inside greasy ear canal, asshole, heels, soles, EVERYWHERE.

3. Washed hair & shaved.

4. Brushed teeth, scraped tongue (Nasty if you don't this. You'll NEVER go back) & flossed... sooo clean. So much shit came out during flossing from the BBQ. Every crevice of my teeth are super squeaky.

5. Cleaned out earwax with qtips, cut all finger & toenails.

It's a beautiful cool summer night here in MA. I got all my windows open and the breeze on my fresh skin body feels sooo good.

Being the geek I am, I think about saving this state of cleanness and load it whenever.... I don't even wanna sex up gf because I don't want to get dirty.

I love that feeling. My favorite part is when the tips of my toes are absolutely sparkling. They feel like new toes

 

[BUTCH1]

I read that too. I'm so proud that as a kid, I spent all day ROFLing in sandboxes and coming home with plenty of scrapes and scratches everyday.

I've always wondered why today's kids have so much fucking asthma, allergic to everything, & ADHD. We didn't have none of that shit back in Korea in 80's.

Yea, me too, I'm an old bat so there was no indoor entertainment worth a damm back then, (well, monopoly and risk were fun sometimes) but mostly we were outside playing, digging tunnels, playing king of the hill ect. Part of the immune response is built up as a child when kids get dirty.As an analogy if I never use my leg muscles they will wind up atrophied and weak as shit. Truth is modern antibiotic therapy are changing the evolution of humans, back in the day when the plague hit either your immune system had the balls to fight it off or you died, I had scarlet fever has a child, sulfur drugs and antibiotics got me through no problem, (well I was in quarantine for 6 weeks, that sucked) but without that who knows if I would have survived or not..