I'm sooo mad......

[Fritzo]

I'm just going to have to face facts: My wife's mouth just isn't wide enough! :disgust:


Well, move the microscope out of the way first.

Next time, show a little more respect for the ladies and keep your personal life just that way, PERSONAL!

Watchful Mod

 

[Amused]

Aerosmith wrote a song about you. I believe it was called "Dream on."

 

[Kadarin]

Originally posted by: Fritzo
I'm just going to have to face facts: My wife's mouth just isn't wide enough! :disgust:

I know... I've got to find me a new girlfriend...

 

[Viper GTS]

Either that or you need to find a smaller horse.

Viper GTS

 

[Random Variable]

Originally posted by: Fritzo
I'm just going to have to face facts: My wife's mouth just isn't wide enough! :disgust:

Ummm...thanks for sharing that with us.

 

[SSP]

I'm sure they make a model with a fully functional mouth.

 

[Platypus]

Originally posted by: SSP
I'm sure they make a model with a fully functional mouth.

clowning!

 

[DAPUNISHER]

Originally posted by: Fritzo
I'm just going to have to face facts: My wife's mouth just isn't wide enough! :disgust:

To do what? swallow your bullsh*t

 

[Kopit1am]

Originally posted by: Fritzo
I'm just going to have to face facts: My wife's mouth just isn't wide enough! :disgust:

Uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh.........

 

[KennyTheGreat]

try letting some air outta the blown up doll

 

[gopunk]

does she have a really small mouth or something? i don't get it.

 

[kru]

Originally posted by: AmusedOne
Aerosmith wrote a song about you. I believe it was called "Dream on."

they also wrote one called "Falling in Love is Hard on the Knees"

 

[chiwawa626]

Fritzo, If nobody can swallow your BS...mite as well do it urself

 

[Chi11yDog]

Originally posted by: Fritzo
I'm sooo mad

Good.

 

[yakko]

Originally posted by: Fritzo
I'm just going to have to face facts: My wife's mouth just isn't wide enough! :disgust:

You are supposed to take your hand off of your penis first.

 

[spanky]

and u're point is.... ?

 

[pillage2001]

 

[Rainsford]

On the plus side, she will probably talk less

Sorry girls, just couldn't resist that one.

 

[exp]

My wife's mouth just isn't wide enough

Try directing her to the correct head next time.

 

[xirtam]

God made wives who didn't have big mouths? :Q

 

[Stratum9]

Originally posted by: Fritzo
I'm just going to have to face facts: My wife's mouth just isn't wide enough! :disgust:

Well what she told me the other night was that your tongue just isn't long enough!

 

[Siddhartha]

Is your wife an ant eater?

 

[bizmark]

Originally posted by: exp

My wife's mouth just isn't wide enough

Try directing her to the correct head next time.

LOL!

 

[Koing]

Originally posted by: chiwawa626
Fritzo, If nobody can swallow your BS...mite as well do it urself

 

[her209]

I'm with yakko