I'm so "sharp" + "edgy" today.

[Vertimus]

Originally posted by: Vertimus

Originally posted by: EyeMWing

Originally posted by: jsbush
Stop complaining because you?re jealous that you can't even get accepted for financing on a piece of gum, forget about the new car.

I could probably get financing on a Honda or something, but the thing is, I won't try. WhyTF should I? Certainly not for fuel economy - unless I drove about 9 trillion miles, I'd come out on the wrong side of 0.

The first time a power of 2 raised to something starts with a 9 is 2^249. Assuming we're talking about an unsigned data type, unless you're using a 249-bit processor in your car, that's not goign to happen.

You suck at math.

Originally posted by: Vertimus

Originally posted by: bonkers325
:beer:^2

You do know that :beer:^2=:beer:^1000=:beer: right?

(assuming we're doing exponentation and not xor)

Originally posted by: Vertimus

Originally posted by: Zysoclaplem
Three men, a rabbi, a Hindu priest and a TV Evangelist, are walking along a country road when it becomes dark. They stop at a farm house and ask for lodging. The farmer agrees, but adds that he only has two spare beds, so one of the men must sleep in the barn. The Hindu agrees. The others go to bed.

A while later there is a knock at the door. It's the Hindu. "I am very sorry, sir," he says to the farmer, "But there is a cow in your barn. Cows are sacred to me. I cannot sleep with them." The rabbi volunteers to take his place.

A short while later there's another knock. It's the rabbi. "Sorry, gentlemen, but there is a pig in the barn! They're not kosher, so I can't sleep there." After much hemming and hawing, the TV Evangelist agrees to replace the rabbi in the barn.

A few minutes later there's ANOTHER knock on the door. It's the cow and the pig...

But you need to count. You started off with six men, shouldn't that mean you have five beds?

I think i need rest.

 

[Safeway]

How do you have the mental capability to breathe with self-serving posts like this one?

 

[Saint Nick]

i have days like that. i sometimes feel like just shooting everyone down. it doesn't happen that often though.

 

[Aharami]

funniest part is that you probably think you are so cool

 

[revnja]

Originally posted by: Aharami
funniest part is that you probably think you are so cool

Funny and sad at the same time.

 

[Legendary]

Your correction for the joke is presumptuous in itself - each bed could hold 2 people. Or maybe each room has space for a bed and one person on the floor.

 

[Safeway]

Originally posted by: Legendary
Your correction for the joke is presumptuous in itself - each bed could hold 2 people. Or maybe each room has space for a bed and one person on the floor.

Why? I thought it was a male orgy so they only need 1 bed; twin sized. Then, they could just stack up.

 

[PHiuR]

:thumbsdown:

 

[Syrch]

Originally posted by: Safeway
How do you have the mental capability to breathe with self-serving posts like this one?

Love your sig

 

[Toasthead]

Originally posted by: Aharami
funniest part is that you probably think you are so cool

 

[DaveSimmons]

Originally posted by: Vertimus

Originally posted by: Vertimus You suck at math.

Originally posted by: Vertimus

Originally posted by: bonkers325
:beer:^2

You do know that :beer:^2=:beer:^1000=:beer: right?
(assuming we're doing exponentation and not xor)

I think i need rest.

Actually for (N oz. mug of beer)^2 it's equally valid to interpret it as (N oz. beer)^2 = N^2 oz. beer, which is clearly not the same as N^1000 oz. of beer and clearly much more than just N oz. of beer.

For a 12 oz. mug of beer, :beer:^2 = a very refreshing 144 oz. mug of beer.

 

[Vertimus]

And so far, nobody has gotten the baldur's gate reference...

 

[BooGiMaN]

at no other time has the phrase "you the man now dawg!" :thumbsup:been so appropriate

congrats...ya loser.... 😛