I'm so confused...

[Orsorum]

Received this over my AIM away message. Any idea what it means?

Stalker: *poke*
Auto response from Zakath15: I was dead at the time!
Stalker: Well that's why I poked ya!
Stalker: To make sure!
Stalker: Cause if you weren't dead, then you would've been alive... n'stuff
Stalker: So I had to make sure you were dead, you see
Stalker: Because if you were alive, then Maul's plans would have been illegal
Stalker: and we can't have Maul getting arrested
Stalker: who's start the nef threads?
Stalker: So you see, it was very important that you were dead, so there would still be nef threads
Stalker: Cause if there were no nef threads, where would the nefs go?
Stalker: I mean, a world with loose nefs! Horrors! The humanity of it all!
Stalker: So yes, twas important that you be dead
Stalker: So, no coming back to life, y'hear?
Stalker: .... right?
Stalker: I can count on you, can't I?
Stalker: STAY DEAD!

 

[Orsorum]

I'm still confused.

 

[mpitts]

Originally posted by: Zakath15
I'm still confused.

Join the club. WTF?

 

[slikmunks]

huh?

 

[pyonir]

methinks lord maul has another screen name.

 

[minendo]

Stalker: Cause if there were no nef threads, where would the nefs go?

Who cares as long as they leave AnandTech Off Topic.

 

[Orsorum]

Originally posted by: minendo

Stalker: Cause if there were no nef threads, where would the nefs go?

Who cares as long as they leave AnandTech Off Topic.

Ditto.

 

[Anubis]

WTF is that about

 

[bigrash]

damn, now I'm

 

[Hammer]

:Q

 

[Beau]

Originally posted by: Zakath15

Originally posted by: minendo

Stalker: Cause if there were no nef threads, where would the nefs go?

Who cares as long as they leave AnandTech Off Topic.

Ditto.

Never gonna happen.

 

[MazerRackham]

It's OJ Simpson!

 

[ShotgunSteven]

Originally posted by: Zakath15
I'm still confused.

 

[SociallyChallenged]

What the...?

-Brent

 

[Walleye]

WTF is NEF!!! i've been here 3 months and have no idea what nef is!

 

[Orsorum]

Originally posted by: Walleye
WTF is NEF!!! i've been here 3 months and have no idea what nef is!

Nef was a user who posted meaningless or trivial posts for the sole purpose of upping his post count.

 

[ProviaFan]

Originally posted by: Zakath15

Originally posted by: Walleye
WTF is NEF!!! i've been here 3 months and have no idea what nef is!

Nef was a user who posted meaningless or trivial posts for the sole purpose of upping his post count.

And then many young apprentices sprang up and followed in his footsteps. Some of them have gone on and made that their life goal.

 

[pyonir]

i have no goals.

 

[glaHHg]

You're all confused? It's simple, the guy was just working your away message into the conversation. I do it all the time when i'm bored. Usually mine are a lot shorter, for example, say someone's away message is "TODAY!" for some reason. I'll IM them and say "so when was it you were going to come out of the closet?"

 

[Moonbeam]

Wasn't it obvious?

 

[pyonir]

wow we have some dense people here. sarcasm detectors broken?

unless everyone was serious...then you are the dumb ones.

 

[AreaCode707]

I am NOT a stalker! And you didn't have to hide my name. And yes, I AM a freak.

<---- was wasting time at the computer lab and found poking zakath to be of great amusement.

 

[Orsorum]

Originally posted by: Hatari Chic
I am NOT a stalker! And you didn't have to hide my name. And yes, I AM a freak.

<---- was wasting time at the computer lab and found poking zakath to be of great amusement.

... *goes off and back to bed*

 

[Konigin]

Maul hasn't been near a computer for hours...........

 

[ElFenix]

:Q

hot chic was stalking zakath!

:Q