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But my girlfriend is determined to make my day brighter and I'm going out to dinner with her in about half an hour.

This, too, shall pass, I guess. :brokenheart:
 
moshquerade

moshquerade

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Nov 1, 2001
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Originally posted by: jumpr
But my girlfriend is determined to make my day brighter and I'm going out to dinner with her in about half an hour.

This, too, shall pass, I guess. :brokenheart:
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just like gas

 
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Goosemaster

Lifer
Apr 10, 2001
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As long as you have your head and your toes
Still have your ding dang doodle and your nose
No problem shall consume you, my impotent foe....
 
JulesMaximus

JulesMaximus

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Jul 3, 2003
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Originally posted by: jumpr
But my girlfriend is determined to make my day brighter and I'm going out to dinner with her in about half an hour.

This, too, shall pass, I guess. :brokenheart:
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You'll get no sympathy here until you tell us what happened. :p
 
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Rudee

Lifer
Apr 23, 2000
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If your girl is against anal sex, pester her for an entire evening until she finally gives in and lets you try anal sex with her. Then during your love making make your move to insert your hog in her tail pipe, then at the last possible second, pull it away and tell her that you were only joking and that she is a disgusting whore.
 
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Goosemaster

Lifer
Apr 10, 2001
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Originally posted by: Rudee
If your girl is against anal sex, pester her for an entire evening until she finally gives in and lets you try anal sex with her. Then during your love making make your move to insert your hog in her tail pipe, then at the last possible second, pull it away and tell her that you were only joking and that she is a disgusting whore.
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..then then go for it anyway?


1. fake out
2. double reverse play
3. lateral
4. Profit
 
Ns1

Ns1

No Lifer
Jun 17, 2001
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Originally posted by: Goosemaster
Originally posted by: Rudee
If your girl is against anal sex, pester her for an entire evening until she finally gives in and lets you try anal sex with her. Then during your love making make your move to insert your hog in her tail pipe, then at the last possible second, pull it away and tell her that you were only joking and that she is a disgusting whore.
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..then then go for it anyway?


1. fake out
2. double reverse play
3. lateral
4. Profit
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AHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAH
 
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Rudee

Lifer
Apr 23, 2000
11,218
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Originally posted by: Goosemaster
Originally posted by: Rudee
If your girl is against anal sex, pester her for an entire evening until she finally gives in and lets you try anal sex with her. Then during your love making make your move to insert your hog in her tail pipe, then at the last possible second, pull it away and tell her that you were only joking and that she is a disgusting whore.
Click to expand...

..then then go for it anyway?


1. fake out
2. double reverse play
3. lateral
4. Profit
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Even better!

 
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