I'm sad right now.

[SaltBoy]

The only movies coming out this week are three lame comedies: Kangaroo Jack, A Guy Thing, and National Security. Stupid January movies

 

[dullard]

You used your 3000th post for that? Just kidding, that kangaroo jack movie looks awful from the reviews. Plus the acting - was it supposed to be bad acting on purpose? The other two I haven't heard about.

 

[iamme]

Kangaroo Jack........seeing the preview in the theaters gave me a stomach ache.

 

[SaltBoy]

Originally posted by: dullard
You used your 3000th post for that? Just kidding, that kangaroo jack movie looks awful from the reviews.

Oh geez, I must be REALLY sad. Now, I'm a diamond member. Even MORE pathetic.

 

[boyRacer]

Originally posted by: iamme
Kangaroo Jack........seeing the preview in the theaters gave me a stomach ache.

Just seeing the billboard made me sick too.

 

[SaltBoy]

Originally posted by: dullard
The other two I haven't heard about.

A Guy Thing = Guy is getting married. Guy sleeps with stripper at bachelor party. Guy finds out stripper is fiancee's cousin. Hilarity ensues.
National Security = Has Martin Lawrence in the starring role. 'nuff said!

 

[Geekbabe]

Yeah it seems like all the good stuff happens in Dec,great movies,parties,presents, coloroful decorations and lights.. then comes Jan and they take it all away.

 

[isasir]

Isn't Kangaroo Jack a Jerry Brockheimer film? Isn't this the dude that did a lot of big name stuff, like Armageddon?

 

[iamme]

Originally posted by: RishiS
Isn't Kangaroo Jack a Jerry Brockheimer film? Isn't this the dude that did a lot of big name stuff, like Armageddon?

Yup. Any movie that feels the need to incorporate the "Rapper's Delight" song..........gives me a stomach ache.

btw, the animated kangaroo sings it.

 

[MaxDepth]

Thank heavens I'm playing movie catch-up.

This week we're going to see Adaptation and an artsy-fartsy (read:indie) flick called, What to do in case of fire?.

But next weekend is the Nevermore Film Fest. A weekend with nothing but horror films from around the world. Just to name a few of this year's films: Donnie Darko, Das Experiment, Jesus Christ - Vampire Hunter, Soft for Digging.

Won't just be the cold that'll have me shivering, yahoo!

 

[StinkyMeat]

Originally posted by: SaltBoy
The only movies coming out this week are three lame comedies: Kangaroo Jack, A Guy Thing, and National Security. Stupid January movies

Dear SaltBoy:

This is phase 3 of my plan for global conquest. Resistance is futile!

Your arch-nemesis,
StinkyMeat

 

[Scarpozzi]

Don't be sad....most movies usually suck.

 

[fluxquantum]

january can be a sleeper month for movies. it'll get better

 

[EngenZerO]

Kangaroo Jack = Estella Warren, sigh...the only reason I would go watch this movie

 

[slycat]

no..NARC is decent i think

 

[pyonir]

Everyone has sadness. Just puncture a weevil to death with a toothpick. You'll feel better, trust me.

 

[Anubis]

Originally posted by: slycat
no..NARC is decent i think

yea that movie RULED