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From The Desk of: Mr Henry Bill.ESQ. Dear friend, Compliment of the day. Please excuse my intrusion into your private life without your prior permission. I hope my mail will not cause you much embarrassment as I write to you in good faith. I am Mr.Henry Bill. Attorney at LAW and personal Attorney to one of the families that lost their lives in Moenchengladbach plane crash of 31sth July 2000, Since then I have made several enquiries even to their Embassy to locate any of my clients extended relatives but this has proved unsuccessful. However, it was after these several unsuccessful attempts that I decided to look for a good/understanding foreign partner who know what business is all about and can keep secrets regards to mutual transactions like this. Hence I contacted you for your assistance. I am contacting you to assist in repartrating the money and property left behind by my client before they get confiscated or declared unserviceable by the finance company where this huge deposits were lodged. Meanwhile,the finance company has issued me a notice to provide the next of kin or have the account confiscated within the next twenty-one official working days. since I have been unsuccesfull in locating the relatives for over 4 years now I seek your consent to present as the next of kin of the deceased so that the proceeds of his account valued at $USD20.5 million Dollars can be paid to you and then you and me can share the money. 45% to me and 45% to you,while 10% should be for expenses of taxes as your government may require. I have all necessary legal documents that will be used to back up this claim. All I require is your honest cooperation to enable us see this deal through. I guarantee that this will be executed under a legitimate arrangement that will protect you and me from any breach of the law. Upon your acceptance to this proposal,you will reach me through the above email or my chambers email address: (henrybill@lawyer.com) . I expect your urgent response indicating your full interest in this great business transaction to our both mutual trust. Your telephone and fax number will be needed for our easy communication.
Best regards, Mr.Henry Bill ESQ.


 
listen here zorro when u steal from the rich your supposed to give it to the poor like robin hood, your not supposed to keep it
 
right...and i'm Homer Simpson![/sarcasm] where did you get this? email? it's even more pathetic then the nigerian scams.
 
It's your money, why does that money-grubbing lawyer get 45%? The standard fee is 30%.

I just saved you a couple million... please forward 10% as a reward.

Best regards, CF ESQ. 😛
 
I am a money management superstar, though unknown. Contact me as soon as you receive the money. I can guarantee a 666% annual return. Because you are very sympathetic, as a welcoming gesture, I will sell you 100% of my google call options with a price premium of only 10% over the price I paid them six months ago. Yes: you are not dreaming! GOOGLE! 🙂 This obviously is the luckiest day of your entire life. You are welcome to the land of the rich, my friend! 😉

P.S.: for security reasons, we shall only meet virtually. Of course! 😉 This way, you can be sure I am not trying to steal your wallet! 😉 😀 My brother! 🙂 🙂
 
Must be my lucky day too!!!

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10% should be for expenses of taxes as your government may require.

Who are they kidding the government would take atleast 30%
 
Zorro, is this the first time you got an email like this?

You do realize that you are like the 25th person to post something like this. Each person before you thought they were funny and/or original for posting it.
 
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