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Ketteringo

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"Show Charley Murphy your titties."
"I'm Rick James B1tch!"
"Thats one lazy Niggar"
"You know how forgetful you Niggars can be about paying your bills!"
 
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Flyermax2k3

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"Fvck yo couch n!gga fvck yo couch!" - Rick James
"what did the 5 fingers say to the face? SLAP!" - Rick James
"I'ma pee on you, drip drip drip" - R. Kelly
"prrrrrrr, prrrrrr" - General Cornrow Wallace
"I know better than to get between a N!ggar and their pork" - Milk delivery man (Dave Chapelle)
"Tron, you had sex with Katie! - Hold up! I ain't have sex with Katie - Actually, Tron, you did have sex with me. - Oh yeah... I guess I did have sex with Katie. - Hey, I had sex with Katie too" - Tron, Katie, some white guy, & Dave Chapelle
"yall nigars kneed to kook up kokane wif baking soda and sell it. Cornrow P.S. prrrrrrr" - General Cornrow Wallace
"I'ma give you some poo poo, I'ma give you some pee pee, I'ma give you some doo doo, wash it down with some wee wee. This is the remix edition, of the song about pissin ... yea, that's how it goes at a R. Kelly party... I sip Cris, you drink piss...." - R. Kelly
 
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ThaPerculator

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"He's a habitual line-stepper..."

"I've gotta go back home and put some water in Buc-Nasty's motha's disssshh...."

"He's got dolphin teeth!"

"He looks like a broke-a$$ Sexual Chocolate..."

"I'm from the streets, 8itch!"

"Woogie Boogie N1gg4r!"
 
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gistech1978

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'im sorry charlie murphy, i was having too much fun. i offer you a truce, the stickiest of the icky. Would like you to smoke with the ol boy Rick James?"

 
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BamBam215

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"Ashy Larry, Marcy Projects... yeah son what?!?"

"...bought my mom a new car....spent the rest on P-C-P..."
 
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halik

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Originally posted by: Flyermax2k3
"Fvck yo couch n!gga fvck yo couch!" - Rick James
"what did the 5 fingers say to the face? SLAP!" - Rick James
"I'ma pee on you, drip drip drip" - R. Kelly
"prrrrrrr, prrrrrr" - General Cornrow Wallace
"I know better than to get between a N!ggar and their pork" - Milk delivery man (Dave Chapelle)
"Tron, you had sex with Katie! - Hold up! I ain't have sex with Katie - Actually, Tron, you did have sex with me. - Oh yeah... I guess I did have sex with Katie. - Hey, I had sex with Katie too" - Tron, Katie, some white guy, & Dave Chapelle
"yall nigars kneed to kook up kokane wif baking soda and sell it. Cornrow P.S. prrrrrrr" - General Cornrow Wallace
"I'ma give you some poo poo, I'ma give you some pee pee, I'ma give you some doo doo, wash it down with some wee wee. This is the remix edition, of the song about pissin ... yea, that's how it goes at a R. Kelly party... I sip Cris, you drink piss...." - R. Kelly
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it wasnt tron dude, it was Tyreee. Tron said "i had sex with her too" when the fat kid was leaving. And then in the interview thing (just him and the camera) he said katie had some big titties...
 
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anxi80

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there's so many... but my current favorite is:

silky johnston: im very upset about what you said about my coat, cause i made it outta your mothers pubic hair.

edit: "im going from ashy to classy!" "go upstairs and put some damn lotion on! right now!"
 
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