About 2 minutes if you exclude looking at the hot deals forum.
My dad told me he'd get me whatever video card I wanted for christmas. I wanted a Geforce2 Pro 64 meg. He found the hot deals forum, there was a Geforce2 GTS 32 meg there for like $120. He wants to get that instead of the Pro 64 meg.
Cheap bastard...
I'm sorry Anandtech moderator, is that unacceptable language?
*hides, curls into the fetal position*