I'm really pissed off and am getting worried about my cat. Update: lol.. kitty is fine.

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Pepsi90919

Lifer
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Originally posted by: joshsquall
Originally posted by: Eli
Originally posted by: joshsquall
Do you have access to a ladder? If not, do you have access to rocks? Either will work.

FUCK OFF AND DIE :|:|:|:|:|

Why? Throw rocks near the cat to scare it down. If you hit it, it might get a lump... but would you rather have a lumpy cat, or a dead cat?

he's mentally unstable, ease up.
 

MrDudeMan

Lifer
Jan 15, 2001
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Originally posted by: CatKillaZ
Who cares about the cat? It will get down safely. Its a cat remember, they can climb.

Every thread you post in, you say something incredibly stupid. I am convinced that you are an asbolute idiot. Everyone cares about the cat, especially Eli. Please ban yourself.
 

CatKillaZ

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Jul 9, 2007
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I am convinced of that too. Ok, so the cat wont come down by itself. It will just stay there forever and starve unless its helped. Give me a break... No one here has nothing better to worry about besides some other forum member that may or may not have a cat.
 

Slickone

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Dec 31, 1999
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Originally posted by: CatKillaZ
I am convinced of that too. Ok, so the cat wont come down by itself. It will just stay there forever and starve unless its helped. Give me a break... No one here has nothing better to worry about besides some other forum member that may or may not have a cat.
You've been here 4 days. Trying real hard to make friends, aren't ya?
 

torpid

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Bah... catkillaz gives the african american with sunglasses avatar a bad name. Think about that one for a while.




Ah yeah, the good ol' days... when spammers were the most annoying people using that avatar.
 

CatKillaZ

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Jul 9, 2007
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I tell you what.. If i ever have problems with my dog getting lost. This will be the first place I post looking for help and ideas. its ridiculous concept. So anytime something dramatic happens in my life, i must jump on anandtech and ask a bunch of strangers their input. Its dumb.
 

middlehead

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Jul 11, 2004
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Originally posted by: Slickone
Originally posted by: CatKillaZ
I am convinced of that too. Ok, so the cat wont come down by itself. It will just stay there forever and starve unless its helped. Give me a break... No one here has nothing better to worry about besides some other forum member that may or may not have a cat.
You've been here 4 days. Trying real hard to make friends, aren't ya?
The black man avatar does not require friends.
 

torpid

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If you ever get a dog despite such moronic notions of how animals behave, please do tell us so we can call animal control and get it taken away for its own safety.
 

bapace

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Seriously, there is no way in hell that cat wouldn't have gotten down on it's own. I would have shot it with a pellet/BB gun, or light the tree on fire. Either way, cat would have gotten out of the tree.
 

CatKillaZ

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Jul 9, 2007
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What a ridiculous statement. I can say the same about you. You are the one that calls everyone on here your friends and have probably never met any of them. But i am clueless though??
 

lozina

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Originally posted by: amish
Originally posted by: CatKillaZ
Or its called reality..

wow, you are so cool. maybe you should start your own newsletter...

where do i sign up ?!

Can't get enough CatKillaZ!

I got a fever [awkward pause] and the only prescription is more CatKillaZ!
 

CatKillaZ

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Jul 9, 2007
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Maybe I will start a newsletter? If you didn't notice, I can post intelligently when a topic is intelligent. For the other topics, they ask stupid questions and get stupid answers?

Come on, Do you use bandaids? Hence, the sloth question which is of the same importance in my opinion
 

PingSpike

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Glad to hear you got the cat down....was really hoping you'd at least attempt montanafan's makeshift food elevator idea though.
 

torpid

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Which thread is the example of an intelligent catkillaz post? I searched by author and clicked the first 10 or 15 threads and could not find one shred of intelligence in catkillaz posts.
 

amish

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Originally posted by: CatKillaZ
Maybe I will start a newsletter? If you didn't notice, I can post intelligently when a topic is intelligent. For the other topics, they ask stupid questions and get stupid answers?

Come on, Do you use bandaids? Hence, the sloth question which is of the same importance in my opinion

please do start that newsletter. make sure you spend more time on it than you do here.

your posts generally cross the "annoying" line and hover dangerously close to the "you make me want to stab out my eyes with paperclips" line because they are so insensitive, moronic, fill in another adjective....
 

MrDudeMan

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Originally posted by: CatKillaZ
I am sure every one of your 6,636 posts were intelligent lol

He never claimed all of his posts were intelligent. You, however, claimed you have made some kind of contribution in a thread and so far I am yet to see it. You really don't have a shred of logic in spite of what you may believe.
 

sandorski

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Oct 10, 1999
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Originally posted by: shocksyde
Originally posted by: lein
From what I remember from my high school physics class, if cats fall from high enough, they reach terminal velocity, are able to relax a little (lol relax while falling at terminal velocity), and land on their feet. They may be injured, but they may survive the fall. If they don't reach terminal velocity, even if they are "upright" they will still be tense and will be a dead kitty upon impact. Likewise, if they cant straighten themselves out, they're not gonna make it.

How does the cat know it's reached terminal velocity?

Q Mathematics, duh! :Q


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