I'm Polish, so I can tell this one :)

[Fritzo]

A man goes into a store and tells the clerk, "I'd like some Polish
sausage."
The clerk looks at him and says, "Are you Polish?"
The guy, clearly offended, says, "Well, yes I am. But let me ask you
something. If I had asked for Italian sausage would you ask me if I was
Italian?

Or if I had asked for German bratwurst, would you ask me if I was
German?
Or if I asked for a kosher hot dog would you ask me if I was Jewish?
Or if I had asked for a taco would you ask if I was Mexican?
Would ya, huh? Would ya?"
The clerk says, "Well, no."
"And if I asked for some Irish whiskey, would you ask if I was Irish?"
"Well, I probably wouldn't."
With deep self-righteous indignation, the guy says, "Well, all right
then, why did you ask me if I'm Polish just because I ask for Polish
sausage?"

The clerk replies, "Because you're at Home Depot."

 

[Nikamichi]

 

[Colt45]

heheh

 

[meltdown75]

:laugh:

 

[suse920]

lol

 

[BW86]

rofl hhaahh

 

[Zim Hosein]

Haha

Cheers Fritzo :beer:

BTW, I know you're Polish, because you borrowed the joke and didn't steal it!

 

[Nikamichi]

Originally posted by: Zim Hosein
Haha

Cheers Fritzo :beer:

BTW, I know you're Polish, because you borrowed the joke and didn't steal it!

:laugh:

 

[Krk3561]

Heard this one before

 

[jadinolf]

Wait till notfred sees this one.

 

[psiu]

LOL


<-----Polish.


And I spelt it Pollish at first too

 

[neonerd]

haha

 

[Svnla]

This is a Polish joke from my former teache who is Polish


Question: Why Polish folks have broad shoulders and big foreheads?



Answer: Because when they were kids and called by teacher to answer any questions in class, they would shrug their shoulders and said ...****duuuhhh...dunno***. After the teacher told them the answer, they would slap their foreheads and said...**duhhhhh***

 

[Brutuskend]

Originally posted by: psiu
LOL


<-----Polish.


And I spelt it Pollish at first too

I told this Polish joke to this guy one time and when I was done he just stared at me.

I said "Whats wrong?",

he said "I'M POLISH!"

I said "DAMN, I'm sorry."

Then I told it to him again SLOOOWWWER.

 

[bluewall21]

Originally posted by: Brutuskend

Originally posted by: psiu
LOL


<-----Polish.


And I spelt it Pollish at first too

I told this Polish joke to this guy one time and when I was done he just stared at me.

I said "Whats wrong?",

he said "I'M POLISH!"

I said "DAMN, I'm sorry."

Then I told it to him again SLOOOWWWER.

Haha. :laugh:

 

[Fritzo]

Originally posted by: Svnla
This is a Polish joke from my former teache who is Polish


Question: Why Polish folks have broad shoulders and big foreheads?



Answer: Because when they were kids and called by teacher to answer any questions in class, they would shrug their shoulders and said ...****duuuhhh...dunno***. After the teacher told them the answer, they would slap their foreheads and said...**duhhhhh***

Uhh..

 

[moshquerade]

i think you say you are Polish just so you can tell the jokes

 

[Qwest]

Originally posted by: moshquerade
i think you say you are Polish just so you can tell the jokes

and this offends you as a polish person?
no, it offends me as a comedian!

 

[moshquerade]

Originally posted by: binoculaz

Originally posted by: moshquerade
i think you say you are Polish just so you can tell the jokes

and this offends you as a polish person?
no, it offends me as a comedian!

:thumbsup:

 

[Fritzo]

Originally posted by: Brutuskend

Originally posted by: psiu
LOL


<-----Polish.


And I spelt it Pollish at first too

I told this Polish joke to this guy one time and when I was done he just stared at me.

I said "Whats wrong?",

he said "I'M POLISH!"

I said "DAMN, I'm sorry."

Then I told it to him again SLOOOWWWER.

RIMSHOT!!!

 

[Amused]

Originally posted by: meltdown75
:laugh:

 

[spiderrasmon]

someone tell a coloured joke, please... I need to use my bra$$ knucks on someone.

 

[cjgallen]

Haha, I love Polish jokes (and I'm Polish as well).

 

[imported_Schmitty]

I am not polish but I find it funny!

 

[Scarpozzi]

Good one...