I'm officially a grumpy old man.

sourceninja

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I just saw a group of teenagers sitting on the hood of a car blocking the entrance to my subdivision drinking beer.

So I drove around them and called the cops.

My god, I've turned into my father.
 
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Originally posted by: sourceninja
I just saw a group of teenagers sitting on the hood of a car blocking the entrance to my subdivision drinking beer.

So I drove around them and called the cops.

My god, I've turned into my father.

is calling the cops really necessary?
 

BoomerD

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Originally posted by: JohnCU
have you met olds or HappyPuppy?

If he'd met Olds, you'd know it by the way he walks...



OP, if you ain't at least 50, all you can be is grumpy...NOT a grumpy OLD man.
 

sourceninja

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To be honest, I only called the cops because they were obviously going to drink and drive. If they were just blocking the entrance I would of simply yelled at them as I drove by.

I'm turning 29 this year. I don't think I was ever dumb enough to block a public road and drink beer as a teen. We always threw our parties in a out of the way location.

But hey, at least they weren't on my lawn.
 

HappyPuppy

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The OP is spot on, except he did it wrong. I would have pulled out my nunchuks and beat the little sissies over their heads, slapped their ears and chastised them severely. Calling the coppers just makes them drive further...drunk.

The more I think about it, the OP is a fucking retarded asshole. Why do you have to fuck up some kids' good time? Did you grow up in a nunnery? Huh? Huh?

Youth is the time when you can have fun with no worries and there is always some asshole who wants to ruin it for you because he never had a good time when he was a kid.

Fuck you, OP!
 

hg321

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Originally posted by: HappyPuppy
The OP is spot on, except he did it wrong. I would have pulled out my nunchuks and beat the little sissies over their heads, slapped their ears and chastised them severely. Calling the coppers just makes them drive further...drunk.

The more I think about it, the OP is a fucking retarded asshole. Why do you have to fuck up some kids' good time? Did you grow up in a nunnery? Huh? Huh?

Youth is the time when you can have fun with no worries and there is always some asshole who wants to ruin it for you because he never had a good time when he was a kid.

Fuck you, OP!

Take notes ninja....this is a grumpy old man

 

rasczak

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Originally posted by: HappyPuppy
The OP is spot on, except he did it wrong. I would have pulled out my nunchuks and beat the little sissies over their heads, slapped their ears and chastised them severely. Calling the coppers just makes them drive further...drunk.

The more I think about it, the OP is a fucking retarded asshole. Why do you have to fuck up some kids' good time? Did you grow up in a nunnery? Huh? Huh?

Youth is the time when you can have fun with no worries and there is always some asshole who wants to ruin it for you because he never had a good time when he was a kid.

Fuck you, OP!

whoa :shocked:
 

Aharami

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i yelled at some kids the other day because they were kicking the mailboxes (the ones you find in apartments, not individual ones in front of houses). My wife and her friend simultaneously called me a grumpy old man
 

meltdown75

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calling the cops is bush league. you're 29, big whoop. you think you're better than them just because they're younger? now you're the frickin buzzkilling douchebag calling the cops. you're not an old man, you're the fuckin fun police!!!!!

29 is not old, sport! i'm going to be 34 in a few weeks. how do you think i like them apples? but i got the world by the ass and i HATE PIGS!!!!!!!!
 

meltdown75

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Originally posted by: moshquerade
you can be old, but don't forget what it was like when you were young.
you sit there in your... heartache
waitin on some beautiful boy to..
 

Vic

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Originally posted by: moshquerade
you can be old, but don't forget what it was like when you were young.

In calling the cops, that's exactly what he did forget.
 

JohnCU

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Originally posted by: meltdown75
Originally posted by: moshquerade
you can be old, but don't forget what it was like when you were young.
you sit there in your... heartache
waitin on some beautiful boy to..

to save you from your old ways
you play forgiveness
watch him now, here he comes
 

Joemonkey

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ugh, i know the feeling... ever since the beginning of July we've had jackasses blowing up illegal fireworks every night up until 11:30pm

I have to admit though, if i didn't have a kid that i was trying to keep asleep in bed i probably wouldn't care, i mean honestly it's about the same as the jackasses that have their yappy ass dogs they don't control
 

IronWing

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Having the cops called on ya when drinking is just part of growing up so the OP simply played an essential role in the story of those kids' lives. Kind of like Judas to Jesus.
 

sourceninja

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honestly, i would of called the cops if they were adults. They were blocking an intersection drinking in cars. There is never an excuse to drink and drive.
 

meltdown75

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so i guess you're not just the live and let live type of guy...

if they were that blatant about it, don't you think the cops would have noticed them eventually?

sounds like you're the chief of the fun police... just sayin