And New Years, and the 4th of July, and Thanksgiving, and Memorial Day and Veterans day, and any other days you lazy Americans don't come in to work and use as an excuse to get drunk and fat.
Oh, and I hate Jews, Lawyers, Oriental rugs, Asian food, the entire concept of "asian fusion", turtles, SUVs, hippies, pinko commies, neo-cons, Bush, Kerry, Krishna, the baby Jesus, Mary Queen of Scotts, the Nina, the Pinta, 3DFX, Allah, starwars kid, strawberry shortcake, gouda cheese, Rodimus Prime, ballerinas, and roller skates.
Waaaaaaa, down with Christmas trees! Waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa we must fight the great Christmas war of '05. Waaaaaaaaaa the liberals are destroying America!! Waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa Bush and the Pope raped my dog. Waaaaaaaaaaaa the French are oppressing my daughter's rights to be a gunowning, manhating, abortion getting, lesbian, gay man.
Please, just off yourselves. The whole lot of you. Next time you want to voice your opinion, first ask yourself "What would Master Splinter say?"
May the turtle power be with you.
Oh, and I hate Jews, Lawyers, Oriental rugs, Asian food, the entire concept of "asian fusion", turtles, SUVs, hippies, pinko commies, neo-cons, Bush, Kerry, Krishna, the baby Jesus, Mary Queen of Scotts, the Nina, the Pinta, 3DFX, Allah, starwars kid, strawberry shortcake, gouda cheese, Rodimus Prime, ballerinas, and roller skates.
Waaaaaaa, down with Christmas trees! Waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa we must fight the great Christmas war of '05. Waaaaaaaaaa the liberals are destroying America!! Waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa Bush and the Pope raped my dog. Waaaaaaaaaaaa the French are oppressing my daughter's rights to be a gunowning, manhating, abortion getting, lesbian, gay man.
Please, just off yourselves. The whole lot of you. Next time you want to voice your opinion, first ask yourself "What would Master Splinter say?"
May the turtle power be with you.
