I'm Not an Asshole, I'm an Introvert

[Perknose]

The stuff about not wanting to donate money, or even ignoring someone are false though.

Are you really that clueless and dense that you don't get the thrust of this humor article? IT'S NOT ABOUT INTROVERTS. It's about a made-up, over-the-top asshole who tries to excuse his blatant assholery by saying he's an introvert.

 

[Ichinisan]

Marked for later

 

[Red Squirrel]

Are you really that clueless and dense that you don't get the thrust of this humor article? IT'S NOT ABOUT INTROVERTS. It's about a made-up, over-the-top asshole who tries to excuse his blatant assholery by saying he's an introvert.

I never said I did not know it was about humour, you seem to be overly obsessed with attacking me about that. Normally satire also tends to use stuff that's true and maybe slightly exaggerated. I was just specifying that that part was not at all even close to true. FFS.

 

[MongGrel]

My step sister is married to an introvert type.

He will go to family things, parties, picnics, etc.

Even when we have stayed in their house like for my fathers funeral he was a nice guy but rarely spoke.

But he rarely speaks most of the time.

Someone that just talks to random people in an elevator would seem to be a bit extroverted to me though.

 

[darkswordsman17]

The whole point of this humor article was that it was done in the voice of an ASSHOLE who was not in any way an introvert.

This humor article was NOT about introverts, it was about narcissistic assholes claiming introversion in the same way some clowns who don't need one claim the need of therapy dogs on airplanes and restaurants when the only thing they really need is ball-peen hammer based anti narcissism therapy.

You don't say, Captain Obvious! I'm not sure what about my post made you think I didn't fully understand that blatantly obvious fact, but I assume it was because you were still rolling on the floor laughing about how humorous you found this article.

(I'm deliberately being an asshole as a point of hoping you get the wink wink aspect of my post, and likewise my original one.)

 

[[DHT]Osiris]

But guys, I still really have my doubts that the article writer is an introvert.

 

[IronWing]

Perk, why you so insensitive to introverts? Do you have any comprehension of how difficult it is for us introverts to get lifer status?

 

[Perknose]

You don't say, Captain Obvious! I'm not sure what about my post made you think I didn't fully understand that blatantly obvious fact, but I assume it was because you were still rolling on the floor laughing about how humorous you found this article.

(I'm deliberately being an asshole as a point of hoping you get the wink wink aspect of my post, and likewise my original one.)

But guys, I still really have my doubts that the article writer is an introvert.

Perk, why you so insensitive to introverts? Do you have any comprehension of how difficult it is for us introverts to get lifer status?

Order in the universe has been restored.

My work here is done!