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I'm New

I've got a nasty case of jock itch, my wife ran off with my brother and I think I'm attracted to men.


HAPPY???!!!
 
<Discovery Channel Voice>

Observe the typical American no0b in his natural habitat. You can see he is testing the waters of the public forum with a single post. After this, he will lurk in the shadows and await the responses. If he has learned the rules of the community and proper behaviour, they will accept him into the pack and take him under their wing; however, if his impudence gets the better of him, he will be savagely torn limb from limb and flamed out of existence.

Let's watch.

</Discovery Channel Voice>

- M4H
 
Originally posted by: TheJoker6900
<no0b voice>

Don't worry i'm not gonna be like that, i'll be posting more than one post....maybe 5 maybe!


<no0b voice>
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Oh, you'll be posting a lot more than that. You're in Off-Topic. 😛

- M4H
 
Hello <insert noob name here>, and welcome to AnandTech.com.
Please read the faq, and the help page before posting.
I hope you enjoy your stay here, please excuse some of the people here who will
flame you, pick on you, and just be all around asshats. If I can ever be of
any help, please dont hesitate to ask. Again welcome to AT!
 
Originally posted by: rudeguy
its almost as bad as calling someone Wduaqnug
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Search for posts by this ... uh ... "person" for enlightenment. While you're at it, familiarize yourself with the Search button in general. It'll save you a lot of grief. 😀

- M4H
 
Originally posted by: MercenaryForHire
<Discovery Channel Voice>

Observe the typical American no0b in his natural habitat. You can see he is testing the waters of the public forum with a single post. After this, he will lurk in the shadows and await the responses. If he has learned the rules of the community and proper behaviour, they will accept him into the pack and take him under their wing; however, if his impudence gets the better of him, he will be savagely torn limb from limb and flamed out of existence.

Let's watch.

</Discovery Channel Voice>

- M4H
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LMAOPIMP! That is CLASSIC. This should be the standardized N00B greeting/post/welcome thread caption! 😎

This is as good as that big checklist thing. Very nice. 😎
 
Originally posted by: MercenaryForHire
Originally posted by: rudeguy
its almost as bad as calling someone Wduaqnug
Click to expand...

Search for posts by this ... uh ... "person" for enlightenment. While you're at it, familiarize yourself with the Search button in general. It'll save you a lot of grief. 😀

- M4H
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He's kinda like our resident idiot savant.......minus the "savant" bit. 😛

 
Originally posted by: MichaelD
Originally posted by: MercenaryForHire
<Discovery Channel Voice>

Observe the typical American no0b in his natural habitat. You can see he is testing the waters of the public forum with a single post. After this, he will lurk in the shadows and await the responses. If he has learned the rules of the community and proper behaviour, they will accept him into the pack and take him under their wing; however, if his impudence gets the better of him, he will be savagely torn limb from limb and flamed out of existence.

Let's watch.

</Discovery Channel Voice>

- M4H
Click to expand...

LMAOPIMP! That is CLASSIC. This should be the standardized N00B greeting/post/welcome thread caption! 😎

This is as good as that big checklist thing. Very nice. 😎
Click to expand...
my noob welcome is a form letter...I am too lazy to fill in the noobs name now though...
 
Originally posted by: Fausto1
Originally posted by: MercenaryForHire
Originally posted by: rudeguy
its almost as bad as calling someone Wduaqnug
Click to expand...

Search for posts by this ... uh ... "person" for enlightenment. While you're at it, familiarize yourself with the Search button in general. It'll save you a lot of grief. 😀

- M4H
Click to expand...
He's kinda like our resident idiot savant.......minus the "savant" bit. 😛
Click to expand...

<rabies>

Itchy //.

Tasty.

</rabies>

😀

- M4H
 
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