I'm new here. How do I become the best poster?

[Vindris]

Please tell me the secrets of being awesome.

 

[IronWing]

Read my posts.

/thread

 

[IronWing]

Quality before quantity is the real key.

 

[GagHalfrunt]

You can be better than 98.7% of the people here by remembering to shut up if you don't have anything intelligent to say.

 

[IronWing]

You can be better than 98.7% of the people here by remembering to shut up if you don't have anything intelligent to say.

ATOT would go the way of the Yellow Pages.

 

[pete6032]

The best thing to do is to create threads with misleading or vague titles that promise big but actual content that disappoints.

For example:

The thread wherein I post pictures of hooters and chicks Misleading title 10/10 would click again
My whole life I have never wanted to be tied down by a woman/man Vague title never clarified by OP despite multiple replies
I just figured it out, Mayne works for MI6 Great title, shit content, would click again

 

[DrunkenSano]

Go to P&N and post a very volatile stance there, then defend it like the Alamo while rabid dogs bite at your heels. Kappa

Trial by fire!

 

[thebestMAX]

Watch what everyone else here does and then do the opposite.

BTW, I am thebest.

 

[DietDrThunder]

You shouldn't strive to be THE best, strive to be YOUR best.

 

[herm0016]

High pitched Gir voice: Hiiiii!

 

[Vindris]

High pitched Gir voice: Hiiiii!

Let's make biscuits.

 

[zinfamous]

I must say, you are already off to a terrible start.

 

[Vindris]

I must say, you are already off to a terrible start.

I appreciate criticism. Can you explain?

 

[DigDog]

A: defeat Mayne in hand-to-hand combat.

 

[BoomerD]

A: defeat Mayne in hand-to-hand combat.

So...the OP is an 8 year old girl?

 

[GagHalfrunt]

So...the OP is an 8 year old girl?

Or an asthmatic wombat or a cartoon duckling with a bad temper.

 

[snoopy7548]

Change your name to Mayne (sorry Zeze).

 

[DigDog]

So...the OP is an 8 year old girl?

Thats funny, because i see mayne as a klingon.

 

[jwhorfin]

Please tell me the secrets of being awesome.

You must lurk... with the intensity of 5 burning suns

 

[BarkingGhostar]

Do you have naked pictures of your wife?

 

[Zeze]

Gatek

You can be better than 98.7% of the people here by remembering to shut up if you don't have anything intelligent to say.

You are gatekeeping this forum? LOLOLOLOL

 

[GagHalfrunt]

Gatek

You are gatekeeping this forum? LOLOLOLOL

Nope, just constantly marveling at how one single idiot can manage to contribute 95% of the noise and 0% the content.

 

[Schfifty Five]

Just post like Mayne/Zeze.

 

[madoka]

Please rant about why women don't find you attractive. Bonus points for being a used car salesman.

 

[highland145]

You must lurk... with the intensity of 5 burning suns

SNAP...mine.