i'm moving to france

[ElFenix]

paris, to be specific.

i guess i need to learn french, smoke bad cigarettes, carry around a baguette at all times, and be disdainful of americans.

any other tips?

 

[m2kewl]

don't let the US door hit your ass on the way out.

 

[ironcrotch]

nah, just move there and make them learn english

 

[Demo24]

k

 

[GoingUp]

get ready to pay out the ass over there with the weak dollar and the fact that paris is a tourist town with everything marked way the hell up.

say hi to frenchy la rue for us.

edit: and dont forget the beret and striped shirt!

 

[vi edit]

And get used to women with more hair on them than a german shepard.

 

[Zim Hosein]

Originally posted by: ElFenix
paris, to be specific.

i guess i need to learn french, smoke bad cigarettes, carry around a baguette at all times, and be disdainful of americans.

any other tips?

Nope, you've done all the homework you need ElFenix!

 

[jadinolf]

Originally posted by: ElFenix
paris, to be specific.

i guess i need to learn french, smoke bad cigarettes, carry around a baguette at all times, and be disdainful of americans.

any other tips?

Yes, don't bathe.

 

[klah]

Originally posted by: Gobadgrs
get ready to pay out the ass over there with the weak dollar...

It's not too bad any more

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Dollar touches new 9-mo high vs euro</a>

 

[Mrvile]

SHENS!!!

 

[n7]

Shens?

If serious, why? You could just move to Montreal for a simulated experience, ya know

 

[dug777]

it's a punishment for betraying us crabs :|

 

[Rogue]

"Fire ze missiles!"

"But I'm le tired"

"Fine, go to sleep....then fire ze missiles!!!"

 

[vi edit]

Originally posted by: Rogue
"Fire ze missiles!"

"But I'm le tired"

"Fine, go to sleep....then fire ze missiles!!!"

dubya tee eff?

 

[ElFenix]

Originally posted by: n7
Shens?

If serious, why? You could just move to Montreal for a simulated experience, ya know

work

 

[ElFenix]

Originally posted by: vi_edit

Originally posted by: Rogue
"Fire ze missiles!"

"But I'm le tired"

"Fine, go to sleep....then fire ze missiles!!!"

dubya tee eff?

mate

 

[iwearnosox]

Learn to braid your girlfriend's armpits, she'll love you for it.

 

[Miramonti]

I'm jealous.

 

[Mrvile]

Work sent you do France man I'd quit.

 

[Goosemaster]

Originally posted by: iwearnosox
Learn to braid your girlfriend's armpits, she'll love you for it.

:brokenheart:

 

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[axelfox]

Come back and tell us what they call a quarter pounder over there.

 

[SuperStrokey]

Originally posted by: n7
Shens?

If serious, why? You could just move to Montreal for a simulated experience, ya know

agreed, just move to quebec and you can put up with the same crap for far cheaper. ANd then when you cant put up with it anymore come over the parts of canada that dont suck or head back to the states.

 

[gsaldivar]

Bring LOTS of mayonaise for your fries.

 

[ElFenix]

Originally posted by: gsaldivar
Bring LOTS of mayonaise for your fries.

i think they provide that