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I'm just another moron who think's he's funny

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yankeesfan

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And this guy comes in and he looks like he's high on something. He comes up to the counter and orders our Guacamole surprise. Surprise! We spit in it when he ain't looking. So he goes to pay for it with this gift card thing, and all of y'all know how gift cards have those "scratch to uncover the hidden message" type things (in case you want to buy the subs over the internet). So I scratch it when he isn't watching, and when he turns around and looks at me, I'm sniffing it, you know? I thought, "Hey, maybe this might be scratch and sniff?" Its Quiznos, right? Maybe it has a Guacamole smell or something. So he looks at me with his stoner face and I'm like "what?" I'm the manager and I don't take no crap from punk kids. So I chase him out of the store. He ordered take out.

That's it.

Discuss.
 
My first parody. I'm honored.

Although I suspect you may actually be the manager since you knew some details I didn't disclose...
 
This is why parodies are banned here. Thanks a lot. Some of us actually have written good parodies. But, then, we get lumped together in the same category as you. -1/10
 
Originally posted by: DrPizza
This is why parodies are banned here. Thanks a lot. Some of us actually have written good parodies. But, then, we get lumped together in the same category as you. -1/10
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