I'm hosing this guy down

[Homerboy]

who the hell wears cologne to work?!?!!?

 

[Nikamichi]

Any ladies there?

 

[alien42]

sounds like a personal issue. i suggest keeping your homo-erotica to yourself

 

[radioouman]

hosing with your hose?

 

[Tylanner]

What in the name of Jumanji is going on here?

 

[jtusa]

Maybe he's trying to tell you something.

 

[Homerboy]

I knew I'd get these replies
seriously though, he's an IT drone, and annoying to boot. And it started off with a small splash, but now he seems to be swimming in it.
UGH sh!t is giving me a headache.

 

[ahurtt]

Hide a turd in his desk somewhere.

 

[Tylanner]

i smell pizza now

 

[eakers]

maybe he discovered a BO problem when he got to work so he started in with the cologne

 

[compnovice]

Better than BO... IMO

 

[alien42]

Originally posted by: compnovice
Better than BO... IMO

at least BO is natural

 

[Homerboy]

Originally posted by: eakers
maybe he discovered a BO problem when he got to work so he started in with the cologne

hes worn it for a while now. Today is PUNGENT though. I mean he's 15+ feet away and it stinks. I hate cologne to start with and now this???

On a related note though, it does remind me of this girl that used to work here. Very attractive, certainly big-boned, but pretty nonetheless. But MAN did she stink. She had some sort of bilogical problem with it though; a "condition" if you will. Felt pretty bad for her. But at least she didn't attempt to kill our sense of smell with freakin perfume.

 

[meltdown75]

i use 1 spray of cologne every morning. go me

it takes me about 5 years to get through a bottle of Hugo Boss.

 

[quakefiend420]

i wear cool water pretty much every day, but i don't spray myself 10 times with it either...

 

[mitmot]

cologne > BO

 

[Homerboy]

great I have a meeting in 8mins and he'll be in there. LEAVE THE DOOR OPEN!

 

[Scarpozzi]

Originally posted by: mitmot
cologne > BO

Yeah...but I remember when I wrestled in High School...the worst smell is when someone has stank-@ss BO and then they splash on a gallon of BRUT thinking it will mask the smell....but it only mingles with it to make some foul smell that makes your nose hairs fall out.

 

[mitmot]

Originally posted by: Scarpozzi

Originally posted by: mitmot
cologne > BO

Yeah...but I remember when I wrestled in High School...the worst smell is when someone has stank-@ss BO and then they splash on a gallon of BRUT thinking it will mask the smell....but it only mingles with it to make some foul smell that makes your nose hairs fall out.

i guess that saves you the hassle of clipping them then

 

[walkur]

i guess that saves you the hassle of clipping them then

:laugh:

 

[skace]

It's love panther, and desire smells like different things to different people

 

[Icanoutsmokeany1]

I wear a single spray of cologne to work in the office, I know a lot of guys who splash themselves with a little Old Spice before work...

 

[ironcrotch]

Originally posted by: skace
It's love panther, and desire smells like different things to different people

QFT

don't deny your attraction, it will only eat you up on the inside even more.

 

[Biggerhammer]

Tell his boss you have multi-chemical sensititvity.

 

[Homerboy]

Originally posted by: Biggerhammer
Tell his boss you have multi-chemical sensititvity.

I just might
its giving me a fvcking headache.
I hate to be "that guy that whines" but I guess he's leaving me no choice