A guy was driving on a country road and about to cross a bridge, suddenly, a voice told him to stop the car. Stopping the car to investigate, the bridge collapse right in front of him. Thankful, the guy got back in his car and drove away.
Another day, this guy was driving again and about to cross a railroad track. The same voice told him to stop, screeching to a stop, just in time to avoid a train whistling by. There were no warning because the warning system malfunctioned.
This time, this guy was driving on a mountain road, yet again, a voice told him to stop. He stopped the car and watched as an avalanche cascaded down not so far in front of him. Touched, the guy ask "Who are you and why you're helping me?"... the booming voice answered "I am your guardian angel, and I will not let you go in harms way!". Less than humble, the guy shouted at the voice,.."SO WHERE THE HELL WERE YOU WHEN I GOT MARRIED?"
Ahhhhhh, yes young grasshopper, do battle with the Master, and you shall perish.
AnandTech Moderator
Another day, this guy was driving again and about to cross a railroad track. The same voice told him to stop, screeching to a stop, just in time to avoid a train whistling by. There were no warning because the warning system malfunctioned.
This time, this guy was driving on a mountain road, yet again, a voice told him to stop. He stopped the car and watched as an avalanche cascaded down not so far in front of him. Touched, the guy ask "Who are you and why you're helping me?"... the booming voice answered "I am your guardian angel, and I will not let you go in harms way!". Less than humble, the guy shouted at the voice,.."SO WHERE THE HELL WERE YOU WHEN I GOT MARRIED?"
Ahhhhhh, yes young grasshopper, do battle with the Master, and you shall perish.
AnandTech Moderator
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