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oh noes! i didn't know you were scrappin'!

here's to speedy resolves and fast forwarding to the next good chapter of life, whatever it may be! :beer:
 
A+ for quality of thread title

D- for hosting the pic w/Geocities, which of course, you've exceeded the bandwith

D- B/C I didn't get to see said pic

B for your description of her nagging...very nice!!! Authentic sounding, even.


What's the latest update? Are you still broken up or is she standing on the patio smoking another cig, waiting for you to ask her back inside?
 
Originally posted by: PingSpike
Mine's in one of those moods where she blows a small problem we've encountered (broken car gonna cost $500 to fix) way out of proportion, and no matter how hard I try I can't convince her its not really that big of a deal. So I'm just gonna get drunk and wait for it blow over.
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OH goodness the honesty... Vodka! Viva la vokda!
 
Originally posted by: MichaelD
A+ for quality of thread title

D- for hosting the pic w/Geocities, which of course, you've exceeded the bandwith

D- B/C I didn't get to see said pic

B for your description of her nagging...very nice!!! Authentic sounding, even.


What's the latest update? Are you still broken up or is she standing on the patio smoking another cig, waiting for you to ask her back inside?
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Well we went to dinner... I'm half in the bag. I had another drink at th bar. ahhh so...


I asked her if she'd be mad if I went out with her siste3r. she didn't think that joke was very funny. No sence of humor in women nowadays.

All out of vodka... I just want a white russian. That's all.

We're still "together" but I think wer'e on thin threads. She wants me to drive home this weekend to see her. I will, but because it's my brothers bday!! haha! the jokes on her.

She 's soooo needy. I wish I could comply. She doesn't return though. If only I had a caucasian.
 
Originally posted by: Zanix
I've had it.


Girlfriend = nag.


"I'm hungry"
"I'm bored"
"We already did it last week"
"It's hot in here"
"Make me chocolate milk.."
"What do you want to do..."
"I don't wanna watch this.."
"It's too loud!"
"You're stealing the covers!"

Edit: While I might not understand the ways of the Mod, I graciously accept those ways.

Edit2: I just broke up with her!! :shocked:
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whats new?
 
Originally posted by: icejunkie
Originally posted by: iwantanewcomputer
Originally posted by: Zanix

"Make me chocolate milk.."
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soooo....pour chocolate syrup on her, squeeze a tit, and shake really hard
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haha!

Cheers whatever your longass name is... :beer:
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HAHAHA! I'm glad I wasn't drinking anything!

Cheers icejunkie :beer:
 
Originally posted by: Zanix
I've had it.


Girlfriend = nag.


"I'm hungry"
"I'm bored"
"We already did it last week"
"It's hot in here"
"Make me chocolate milk.."
"What do you want to do..."
"I don't wanna watch this.."
"It's too loud!"
"You're stealing the covers!"

Edit: While I might not understand the ways of the Mod, I graciously accept those ways.

Edit2: I just broke up with her!! :shocked:

Edit4: I guess we didn't "break up" but it's that woo WOO! The Whistles GO WOOOO!
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What happened to Edit3?
 
Originally posted by: EpsiIon
Originally posted by: Zanix
I've had it.


Girlfriend = nag.


"I'm hungry"
"I'm bored"
"We already did it last week"
"It's hot in here"
"Make me chocolate milk.."
"What do you want to do..."
"I don't wanna watch this.."
"It's too loud!"
"You're stealing the covers!"

Edit: While I might not understand the ways of the Mod, I graciously accept those ways.

Edit2: I just broke up with her!! :shocked:

Edit4: I guess we didn't "break up" but it's that woo WOO! The Whistles GO WOOOO!
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What happened to Edit3?
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His b!tch told him to get rid of it.
 
Originally posted by: Zanix
Originally posted by: MichaelD
A+ for quality of thread title

D- for hosting the pic w/Geocities, which of course, you've exceeded the bandwith

D- B/C I didn't get to see said pic

B for your description of her nagging...very nice!!! Authentic sounding, even.


What's the latest update? Are you still broken up or is she standing on the patio smoking another cig, waiting for you to ask her back inside?
Click to expand...


Well we went to dinner... I'm half in the bag. I had another drink at th bar. ahhh so...


I asked her if she'd be mad if I went out with her siste3r. she didn't think that joke was very funny. No sence of humor in women nowadays.

All out of vodka... I just want a white russian. That's all.

We're still "together" but I think wer'e on thin threads. She wants me to drive home this weekend to see her. I will, but because it's my brothers bday!! haha! the jokes on her.

She 's soooo needy. I wish I could comply. She doesn't return though. If only I had a caucasian.
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Extra 10 points for the sister question! :thumbsup:
 
Originally posted by: TheLonelyPhoenix
Originally posted by: EpsiIon
Originally posted by: Zanix
I've had it.


Girlfriend = nag.


"I'm hungry"
"I'm bored"
"We already did it last week"
"It's hot in here"
"Make me chocolate milk.."
"What do you want to do..."
"I don't wanna watch this.."
"It's too loud!"
"You're stealing the covers!"

Edit: While I might not understand the ways of the Mod, I graciously accept those ways.

Edit2: I just broke up with her!! :shocked:

Edit4: I guess we didn't "break up" but it's that woo WOO! The Whistles GO WOOOO!
Click to expand...

What happened to Edit3?
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His b!tch told him to get rid of it.
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You're the one.
 
Originally posted by: Zanix
Originally posted by: MichaelD
A+ for quality of thread title

D- for hosting the pic w/Geocities, which of course, you've exceeded the bandwith

D- B/C I didn't get to see said pic

B for your description of her nagging...very nice!!! Authentic sounding, even.


What's the latest update? Are you still broken up or is she standing on the patio smoking another cig, waiting for you to ask her back inside?
Click to expand...


Well we went to dinner... I'm half in the bag. I had another drink at th bar. ahhh so...


I asked her if she'd be mad if I went out with her siste3r. she didn't think that joke was very funny. No sence of humor in women nowadays.

All out of vodka... I just want a white russian. That's all.

We're still "together" but I think wer'e on thin threads. She wants me to drive home this weekend to see her. I will, but because it's my brothers bday!! haha! the jokes on her.

She 's soooo needy. I wish I could comply. She doesn't return though. If only I had a caucasian.
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Huh? What's with the "If I only I had a Caucasian" comment? 🙁 I don't judge "by Avatar" but if you're a black man, that's fine...but what do you mean with the "white chick" comment?

Seriously.
 
Originally posted by: MichaelD
Originally posted by: Zanix
Originally posted by: MichaelD
A+ for quality of thread title

D- for hosting the pic w/Geocities, which of course, you've exceeded the bandwith

D- B/C I didn't get to see said pic

B for your description of her nagging...very nice!!! Authentic sounding, even.


What's the latest update? Are you still broken up or is she standing on the patio smoking another cig, waiting for you to ask her back inside?
Click to expand...


Well we went to dinner... I'm half in the bag. I had another drink at th bar. ahhh so...


I asked her if she'd be mad if I went out with her siste3r. she didn't think that joke was very funny. No sence of humor in women nowadays.

All out of vodka... I just want a white russian. That's all.

We're still "together" but I think wer'e on thin threads. She wants me to drive home this weekend to see her. I will, but because it's my brothers bday!! haha! the jokes on her.

She 's soooo needy. I wish I could comply. She doesn't return though. If only I had a caucasian.
Click to expand...


Huh? What's with the "If I only I had a Caucasian" comment? 🙁 I don't judge "by Avatar" but if you're a black man, that's fine...but what do you mean with the "white chick" comment?

Seriously.
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hhahaha! no no like I wish I had a white russian, aka ala Lewbowski "caucasian

wala wa!'
 
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