I'm gonna piss my neighbors off by having a helipad in my house grounds

[Braznor]

Right now I use a helipad about 5 km away from my home. But I hate the fact that I have to be chauffeured there to use it.

My zoning laws permit a helipad in my estate. Just because my neighbors don't have one doesn't mean I can't. Screw them.

 

[Braznor]

Ultimate troll ever?

 

[zinfamous]

Ultimate troll ever?

dude, you didn't even last a minute.

 

[sdifox]

Right now I use a helipad about 5 km away from my home. But I hate the fact that I have to be chauffeured there to use it.

My zoning laws permit a helipad in my estate. Just because my neighbors don't have one doesn't mean I can't. Screw them.

you are just encouraging the husband of the woman you have beensle eping with to fly over and land in your property then beat your ass.

 

[AdamK47]

dude, you didn't even last a minute.

He forgot to log out of his alt account to post that reply.

 

[sandorski]

Just hire 24/7 armed security.

 

[rh71]

Sci-fi avatar does not match up with uppity thumb-nosing attitude.

 

[BD231]

Mhm. Dont worry gurl, one day u to can be the reason some random guy cums.

You have just incurred your 53rd warning. You have been repeatedly told that you simply can't continue to post in this way here. You are, sad to say, approaching the end of your stay here if you can't, or won't, change.

Perknose
Forum Director

 

[madoka]

dude, you didn't even last a minute.

That's what she said.

 

[madoka]

Ultimate troll ever?

If you want to troll, you need to spice it up ATOT-style, like this:

Right now I use a helipad to deliver bulk beef and bull penis to my place and shoot random animals for sport from the air. It's located about 5 km away from my vacation home where I do your moms. But I hate the fact that I have to chauffeured there to use it, so I feel I don't need to tip him anything. I make more money than you and use it to pay for the 24 cats I've rescued. You're a horrible person for not doing the same. I deserve CoolCoins for my deeds.

My zoning laws permit a helipad in my estate. Just because my neighbors are Hiltlery Clinton and Obozo and they don't have one doesn't mean I can't. Screw them, their Planet of the Apes looking kids, and their Soros financed careers. MAGA, BLM, and NRA forevah! BTW anyone have any advice on how to deal with my freeloading nephew? He keeps stealing my weed and good Keystone beer.

 

[Scarpozzi]

If you want to troll, you need to spice it up ATOT-style, like this:

You went too far when you blasted Keystone beer. A lot of people drink Keystone....it's classy.

 

[highland145]

would

 

[Thebobo]

hit

 

[zinfamous]

OK now this thread makes me feel funny down there.

 

[Drako]

Keystone light? Seriously?

 

[Perknose]

"Good Keystone beer."

First time I ever heard a sentence like that.

 

[amdhunter]

Mhm. Dont worry gurl, one day u to can be the reason some random guy cums.

You have just incurred your 53rd warning. You have been repeatedly told that you simply can't continue to post in this way here. You are, sad to say, approaching the end of your stay here if you can't, or won't, change.

Perknose
Forum Director

WTF? He gets 53 warnings?????????????? If I step out of line ONCE - you put the banhammer on my ass until I randomly cu...um, never mind.

 

[Perknose]

WTF? He gets 53 warnings?????????????? If I step out of line ONCE - you put the banhammer on my ass until I randomly cu...um, never mind.

"Warnings" are the new(est) infractions, be they zero point, one point (usually) or more. And the expire in (now) 2 years. Shorty can be an ass, and you can be, and have been, an ass.

Btw, YOU have 43 warnings, but only 5 present points. We have been BEYOND patient with both of you.

Perknose
Forum Director

I'd like to add that THIS FORMAL MODERATOR NOTE is NOT an invitation for any other poster to jump in to this conversation here. If you wish to impart to us your wisdom on the matter, Moderator Discussions is the sole proper venue for that.

 

[SearchMaster]

There's a house across the lake (only about 400-500 yards or so) with a helipad, thank God he doesn't use it any more. He also used to have a 700hp Wellcraft Scarab cigarette-style boat that would literally shake our walls when he'd start it up, thank God he got rid of that thing too. A friend of mine used to do some work for that neighbor's used car lot and said he's a pretty well known mid-level drug dealer.

Stick with your fake helipad 5km away, your neighbors will thank you.

 

[Red Squirrel]

Funny a while back I was thinking it would be cool to buy a property right in middle of the bush, they go for cheap and could build out an awesome private getaway and eventually live there off grid. But I'd still want some modern conveniences like groceries and also be able to go visit family easily. So a helicopter would be a great way to travel. Could even visit my parents and park right in their yard. I imagine that would piss off their neighbours lol.

Seriously though it would be kind of fun to own a helicopter or small plane. If I had a huge property and lot of money I'd seriously consider it and have a run way/helipad. I think a plane would be easier to fly though and cheaper on fuel. Helicopters actually cost a lot to run but are more versatile.

Realistically though, think I will stick to playing with drones. Oddly enough though the legal restrictions on drones are much higher than on manned aircraft. Manned aircraft can go in lot of places drones can't. That's why they still have news choppers instead of drones. Drones would not be allowed to go where choppers can.

 

[Perknose]

Funny a while back I was thinking it would be cool to buy a property right in middle of the bush, So a helicopter would be a great way to travel. Could even visit my parents and park right in their yard. I imagine that would piss off their neighbours lol.

Seriously though it would be kind of fun to own a helicopter or small plane. If I had a huge property and lot of money I'd seriously consider it and have a run way/helipad.

One word: Ultralight. My buddy has one and he's been trying to get me on board with getting one for years. It's tempting as hell, but I avoid things like a big boat or a luxury automobile or an airplane of any kind or a demanding bottled blond with huge knockers because the upkeep cost of any of those is deal killer.

 

[Darwin333]

My definition of a helicopter is 6 million separate pieces flying in an unstable formation.

 

[Darwin333]

One word: Ultralight. My buddy has one and he's been trying to get me on board with getting one for years. It's tempting as hell, but I avoid things like a big boat or a luxury automobile or an airplane of any kind or a demanding bottled blond with huge knockers because the upkeep cost of any of those is deal killer.

Always remember the 3 F's.

If it flys, floats or fucks it is always cheaper to rent

 

[Red Squirrel]

My definition of a helicopter is 6 million separate pieces flying in an unstable formation.

And it has to blow up in a huge ball of fire if it's shot at with a 9mm.

 

[BoomerD]

Braznor's neighbors will be investing in their own tech...