I'm going to shoot my friend's dog, but she thinks she's cute.

[bignateyk]

Originally posted by: mjuszczak

Originally posted by: AMCRambler
He didn't get it. She kept sending the dog out to wake him up so he'd come hop in her bed! Totally missed the signals dude. Lol!

I was in her bed

By her, do you mean the dog or the b!tch?

 

[Mardeth]

Originally posted by: KingGheedora

Originally posted by: mjuszczak

Originally posted by: AMCRambler
He didn't get it. She kept sending the dog out to wake him up so he'd come hop in her bed! Totally missed the signals dude. Lol!

I was in her bed

The real purpose of this thread was to say this.

QFT

 

[AbAbber2k]

So I take it the OP didn't get laid?

Edit: My dog is going to be 14 next month. He's half deaf and I'm pretty sure he has some kind of doggy prostate problem because he has to pee constantly... and I STILL call him "puppy".

 

[maddogchen]

I don't like dogs, shoot it. then shoot your friend. I don't like dog owners too.

haha i'm just joking about shooting the dog. shoot your friend.

 

[Arcex]

Originally posted by: Aharami
did u get any? besides from the dog, i mean.

Now THAT'S funny!

 

[xSkyDrAx]

why the hell would a dog be up all night licking your face :Q

 

[MisterJackson]

So you don't know how to handle women OR dogs huh?

 

[DanTMWTMP]

oh god this thread is grade A hilarious!!! LOL.

first, the part about licking the OP's face was funny. the replies are LOLerrific.

 

[SilthDraeth]

Well, he was in her bed, but the dog was licking his face, so obviously he wasn't spooning the girl.

 

[Acanthus]

Originally posted by: KingGheedora

Originally posted by: mjuszczak

Originally posted by: AMCRambler
He didn't get it. She kept sending the dog out to wake him up so he'd come hop in her bed! Totally missed the signals dude. Lol!

I was in her bed

The real purpose of this thread was to say this.

Again.

 

[compman25]

Was the dog licking peanut butter off your friend?