I'm going to shoot my friend's dog, but she thinks she's cute.

[manlymatt83]

My friend's dog is the most annoying thing ever. Its HUGE, but they still call her "puppy". I always hear things like:

"Awww, the puppy likes you."

or

"The puppy is so cute!"

The thing is bigger than me. Anyway, last night, my friend invites me to stay there with her instead of driving home (which is only 5 minutes away). I say ok and sleep over. This is at about 4 AM. She leaves the door open to her room because otherwise the "puppy" will bark all night. What a big mistake! The dog kept me up all night, kept licking my face.... and when I woke up and said I didn't get any sleep, she said "Awww, its so cute though".

I wanna shoot this dog.

Are my feelings wrong?

 

[bignateyk]

Originally posted by: mjuszczak
My friend's dog is the most annoying thing ever. Its HUGE, but they still call her "puppy". I always hear things like:

"Awww, the puppy likes you."

or

"The puppy is so cute!"

The thing is bigger than me. Anyway, last night, my friend invites me to stay there with her instead of driving home (which is only 5 minutes away). I say ok and sleep over. This is at about 4 AM. She leaves the door open to her room because otherwise the "puppy" will bark all night. What a big mistake! The dog kept me up all night, kept licking my face.... and when I woke up and said I didn't get any sleep, she said "Awww, its so cute though".

I wanna shoot this dog.

Are my feelings wrong?

haha. I love dogs.

 

[leftyman]

I hope he makes love to your leg.

 

[vi edit]

My dog is 7 years old and around 70 pounds and we still call her "puppy".

I'm almost 30 and my dad still calls me "kiddo" every now and then.

*shrug*

 

[suicidalpigeon]

Just don't sleep over her house again.

 

[clamum]

Pics (of the friend, not the dog)?

 

[Mo0o]

looks like another not-so-subtle mjuszczak thread about sleeping over at a girl's house

 

[Aharami]

did u get any? besides from the dog, i mean.

 

[Tiamat]

my gf calls all dogs puppies. I'll never understand why.

 

[Jeeebus]

Originally posted by: clamum
Pics (of the dog, not the canine)?

Fixed.

 

[DaShen]

Originally posted by: mjuszczak
My friend's dog is the most annoying thing ever. Its HUGE, but they still call her "puppy". I always hear things like:

"Awww, the puppy likes you."

or

"The puppy is so cute!"

The thing is bigger than me. Anyway, last night, my friend invites me to stay there with her instead of driving home (which is only 5 minutes away). I say ok and sleep over. This is at about 4 AM. She leaves the door open to her room because otherwise the "puppy" will bark all night. What a big mistake! The dog kept me up all night, kept licking my face.... and when I woke up and said I didn't get any sleep, she said "Awww, its so cute though".

I wanna shoot this dog.

Are my feelings wrong?

Man, you are putting up with a lot for this "friend" if you are annoyed by that.

 

[MikeyIs4Dcats]

you're an idiot.

 

[j00fek]

thats why you go home

 

[MrDudeMan]

Originally posted by: MikeyIs4Dcats
you're an idiot.

lol

 

[Number1]

But, it's just a puppy!

 

[DivideBYZero]

You suck at dogs.

 

[Spineshank]

Originally posted by: DivideBYZero
You suck at girls.

fixed.

 

[Sinsear]

Originally posted by: Gnrslash4life

Originally posted by: DivideBYZero
You suck at girls.

fixed.

LOL :thumbsup:

 

[AMCRambler]

He didn't get it. She kept sending the dog out to wake him up so he'd come hop in her bed! Totally missed the signals dude. Lol!

 

[manlymatt83]

Originally posted by: AMCRambler
He didn't get it. She kept sending the dog out to wake him up so he'd come hop in her bed! Totally missed the signals dude. Lol!

I was in her bed

 

[AnyMal]

Originally posted by: Gnrslash4life

Originally posted by: DivideBYZero
You suck at life.

fixed.

fixed again

 

[Skotty]

Originally posted by: mjuszczak
My friend's dog is the most annoying thing ever. Its HUGE, but they still call her "puppy". I always hear things like:

"Awww, the puppy likes you."

or

"The puppy is so cute!"

The thing is bigger than me. Anyway, last night, my friend invites me to stay there with her instead of driving home (which is only 5 minutes away). I say ok and sleep over. This is at about 4 AM. She leaves the door open to her room because otherwise the "puppy" will bark all night. What a big mistake! The dog kept me up all night, kept licking my face.... and when I woke up and said I didn't get any sleep, she said "Awww, its so cute though".

I wanna shoot this dog.

Are my feelings wrong?

Which way were you pointed? Face the girl, my friend! Face the girl!

 

[KingGheedora]

Originally posted by: mjuszczak

Originally posted by: AMCRambler
He didn't get it. She kept sending the dog out to wake him up so he'd come hop in her bed! Totally missed the signals dude. Lol!

I was in her bed

The real purpose of this thread was to say this.

 

[jman19]

Originally posted by: mjuszczak

Originally posted by: AMCRambler
He didn't get it. She kept sending the dog out to wake him up so he'd come hop in her bed! Totally missed the signals dude. Lol!

I was in her bed

This is how losers like mjuszczak manage to get laid, I guess.

 

[Soccerman06]

My dog is 80lbs 10 months old, is that a puppy?