i'm going to set the building on fire...

[Kev]

god dammit, my boss keeps nitpicking everything i do and i think i'm about to snap. stupid things like "please change the period to a dash" or "change the bold to italic" and "actually, change it back to the way it was before."

i can't take it anymore. i haven't wanted to hit someone in the face with a hammer this much in so long.

 

[Hammer]

Have the moved you to the basement yet? Or fixed the 'glitch'?

 

[cjsketchy]

He didn't try to take your stapler, did he?

 

[Pastfinder]

Ummmmm, yyaaaaaaaaaa. You see we're putting cover sheets on all the TPS reports from now on, and I'll make sure you get another copy of the memo...

 

[Geekbabe]

Be sure to do a good job spraying for bugs down in the basement !!



<--- chuckling in Boston

 

[Arschloch]

<< god dammit, my boss keeps nitpicking everything i do and i think i'm about to snap. stupid things like "please change the period to a dash" or "change the bold to italic" and "actually, change it back to the way it was before."

i can't take it anymore. i haven't wanted to hit someone in the face with a hammer this much in so long. >>


I feel your pain.

Yesterday, I spent a couple of hours editing a 41-page report that someone else wrote. My boss brought it back to me today and wants me to make some more corrections.

For this same boss, I am formatting Excel spreadsheets today. I have to make sure the rows in ten different spreadsheets alternate between grey and white. Do I look like an editor?

Of course not. My job title? Economist.

Nitpicking bi... jerk!

 

[TremblingFool]

Someone give this man a piece of cake already.

-Erik

 

[austin316]

Well, I'm pissed about work too, just not at my boss. The frickin fax machine doesn't work at all. It keeps saying PC Load Letter. WTF does that mean?

 

[spaceman]

sounds like my boss :/


Tho I dont hate the guy.He annoys the hell out of me.....i guess thats what bosses are supposed to do.

 

[PG]

Looks Like somebody's got a case of the Mondays

 

[Pastfinder]

I believe you'd get your @ss kicked for saying something like that man.

 

[Kev]

heheh... i figured putting that title up there would turn this into an office space thread

 

[PG]

I'm thinking about taking out that new chick from Logistics. If things go right I might be showing her my O-face. You know: Oh! Oh! Oh!

 

[Hubris]

Do you have to wear pieces of flair?

 

[brnbngls]

You guys wanna see my Jump to Conclusions matt?

 

[phlashphire]

You wouldn't be stuck in this emasculating job if you weren't such a p*ssie.

 

[cjsketchy]

What's your favorite Michael Bolton song?

 

[SALvation]

Would you mind bolding your post?


Actually italicize it.



Actually can you rewrite it?

 

[MichaelD]

<< The frickin fax machine doesn't work at all. It keeps saying PC Load Letter. WTF does that mean? >>



It means it's out of paper, Sir Dum-dum.

X951, take a deep breath. Idiots are all around you...you just need to learn to not squash them like the ignorant pissants that they are.

 

[MichaelD]

<< Would you mind bolding your post?


Actually italicize it.



Actually can you rewrite it? >>



Heheheheh. Talk about goading. I like it.

 

[KeyserSoze]

Man, today some dude came to my house, and used some totally played out line on me to buy some crap from him. He was all:

"Hi, my name is Steve. I come from a rough area. I used to be addicted to crack but now I am off it and trying to stay clean. That is why I am selling magazine subscriptions."







KeyserSoze

 

[TremblingFool]

X951, you seem like a nice guy so I'm going to let you in on my new idea. It's going to make millions, you can quit your current job and tell your boss to shove it!

I don't want to say to much here, in case one of these sneaky bastards wants to steal my idea.

Ok, ok, here's my idea: It's called a "Jump To Conclusions Mat."

Ack! I think I've said too much, I'll PM you with details so we can get to work right away!

-Erik

 

[Kev]

<< X951, you seem like a nice guy so I'm going to let you in on my new idea. It's going to make millions, you can quit your current job and tell your boss to shove it!

I don't want to say to much here, in case one of these sneaky bastards wants to steal my idea.

Ok, ok, here's my idea: It's called a "Jump To Conclusions Mat."

Ack! I think I've said too much, I'll PM you with details so we can get to work right away!

-Erik >>

LOL

 

[pyonir]

I've got people skills!!!!!!!!!

 

[ViperXX]

I think you should come to work and stare at your desk and look like your working.