I'm going to Panama for 6week vacation... What should I do?

[8602081]

I need recommendation of what I should do in Panama..

I will be going to Panama for 6 weeks (on the Gulf side). I have nothing planned.

I heard it has great fishing.
Anyone else know whatelse I should do while I'm down there?

 

[fastcobra]

Bring a bodyguard

 

[rudder]

swim in the canal!

 

[jhu]

try and capture noriega

 

[TapTap]

Ah, Noriega has been in Marion Big House (with Gotti) since about 1988.

#1-DO NOT take any of those "Gypsy Cab" lookin fares. Use the cabs the hotel calls for you. You will live longer...
#2-If a hooker says she is 21 AND says she has her own condoms, automatically deduct 8-10 years from whatever age she has just told you, and bring your rubb's-- there is is an abundance of "2nd and 3rd owner" condoms available over there.
#3-ANYONE, ANNNNYYYYONE who starts out a sentence with: "Hey meester beloved patriot...."-- is going to try to take your wallet in the next 15-60 seconds.
#4-DONT DRINK WATER. DO NOT PUT ICE IN YOUR DRINKS.
Good Luck.