I'm going to kill that bitch, 2nd Edition...

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Lifer
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Remember this thread?

Well, here's it's sequel.

I had just gotten off the phone, & was heading into the bathroom to get some water. I didn't turn the hall light on, so I'm walking in semi-darkness. Barefoot. Three steps, & suddenly I'm slipping on a cold puddle. WTF? :confused: I reached around the door, & turned on the bathroom light. Sure enough, my right foot is in the middle of a yellow puddle. I used my favorite four letter word for copulation four times in one sentence when my mom finally heard me & came to get me something so I didn't have to track it all over the place.

I HATE that dog!

:|

I'm not going to touch my foot for a week.

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Clinotus

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Pat the puppy, forgive it. Take it on a walk through the park and pick up chicks with it. :D
 

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Lifer
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I'm not one to abuse people or animals, so I won't do it. She's a little dog, she only weighs like 20-25 lbs. I weigh over 200, that's not really a fair competition.

Though maybe I will go piss in her kennel.

:D

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pulpp

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take it easy man, its just a little dog, if anything keep it outside :)
 

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Lifer
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Take it on a walk through the park and pick up chicks with it.

She's not setting foot in my car, she farts too. :Q

At least it wasn't brown and mushy!

She's done that several times as well.

She's several years old, so I don't think there's much hope for her now. Too bad we didn't get her when she was young enough to change.

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Moonbeam

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Obviously you don't speak dog or you could have asked her not to do this. Why not hire somebody who does to help you with this.
 

RossMAN

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Can't you RMA the dog?

Though maybe I will go piss in her kennel.

LMAO, an eye for an eye ...
 

kduncan5

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Rub her face in it & throw her ass outside. We've got two cats. Every once in awhile they'll pull stupid little stunts like that. I usually just rub their faces in it, give 'em a little swat on the ass, and drop 'em in the litter box. Sometimes I'll even go as far as shake 'em around a little while holding them aloft, while yelling NO! in their face, then drop 'em in the litter box. They usually get the idea;)

Hell, they know better than that.....:| -kd5-


This is your brother's dog? And he doesn't care enough to discipline his own dog? Shame on him!

 

NikPreviousAcct

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Rub your brother's nose in it, smack him on the ass, and scold him for not taking the dog out before going to bed!


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dOrKuS

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the only redeeming quality my dog has is she rings a bell on the doorknob when she wants to go out...you should teach yours to do the same.
 

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Lifer
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My brother wasn't here this week, but I'll be sure to threaten him when he returns (tomorrow, I think).

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