I'm going to kill my f!cking roommate!!!!

[Vadatajs]

The stupid bastard asked me to pick him up at the airport today. Detroit Metro, Smith Terminal, Spirit Airlines. I waited at the exit to the baggage claim from 10:20 (scheduled arrival time) to 11:40 and he never shows up. Talking to people waiting for their rides I find out that the plane landed, the baggage has all been claimed (from carosel 4) and the exit is the only one to the area. I go in, it's true, there are only 3 people there.

On the way home, I blow my muffler:disgust:

 

[parsley007]

dang, i'd be pissed too..did you try to call him?

 

[Lager]

When he's not looking, apply the chickenwing crossface. He will scream for mercy.

 

[Murphyrulez]

Throw a rabid squirrel in the shower with him tomorrow. He will cry like a bitch, and you will laugh.

 

[Vadatajs]

Originally posted by: parsley007
dang, i'd be pissed too..did you try to call him?

Unfortunately my cell battery was dead, my phone was at home charging. He doesn't have one anyway.

 

[bradruth]

Originally posted by: coldcut
When he's not looking, apply the chickenwing crossface. He will scream for mercy.

My friend's dad went to college with Bob Backlund.

 

[TitanDiddly]

Roommate, eh? Pour a moderate amount of rubbing alcohol on his blankets at night(not enough to soak through) then light it on fire. He probably won't wake up if you're quiet. Just say 'Hey man, you're on fire, then watch his face as he realizes you're not lying. Don't use too much alcohol, if pools are forming that's way too much, and it will spatter as he freaks out. Have a CO2 extinguisher handy, in case you miss with the blanket.
(Disclaimer: Don't.)

 

[gwlam12]

so what eventualy happened. he got another ride?

 

[Vadatajs]

Originally posted by: gwlam12
so what eventualy happened. he got another ride?

not yet, I've got my phone on now, he hasn't called either

 

[shimsham]

did you check the lounge?

 

[Kipper]

You DID check the passenger manifest with the flight counter, right?

(Or don't they give that information out anymore post 9-11?)

 

[Vadatajs]

Originally posted by: shimsham
did you check the lounge?

I wish I could. I couldn't leave my car unattended, there were cops swarming the place. I risked a ticket enough just going into the baggage claim area.

 

[DaWhim]

STFU
this is called Karma.

 

[DannyBoy]

Originally posted by: PhasmatisNox
Roommate, eh? Pour a moderate amount of rubbing alcohol on his blankets at night(not enough to soak through) then light it on fire. He probably won't wake up if you're quiet. Just say 'Hey man, you're on fire, then watch his face as he realizes you're not lying. Don't use too much alcohol, if pools are forming that's way too much, and it will spatter as he freaks out. Have a CO2 extinguisher handy, in case you miss with the blanket.
(Disclaimer: Don't.)

Have you done this before?

 

[Daishiki]

sadly, i can't say i miss the days of my roommate. i feel for you

 

[Vadatajs]

whoops browser hiccup. dp

 

[Vadatajs]

He just got back. He went upstairs (departures) to wait for me.

 

[TitanDiddly]

Originally posted by: DannyBoy

Originally posted by: PhasmatisNox
Roommate, eh? Pour a moderate amount of rubbing alcohol on his blankets at night(not enough to soak through) then light it on fire. He probably won't wake up if you're quiet. Just say 'Hey man, you're on fire, then watch his face as he realizes you're not lying. Don't use too much alcohol, if pools are forming that's way too much, and it will spatter as he freaks out. Have a CO2 extinguisher handy, in case you miss with the blanket.
(Disclaimer: Don't.)

Have you done this before?

Only to myself. Might not beed a best idea is the person doesn't repond well to emergency situtations.

 

[chowderhead]

nevermind --- I was too slow with the tryping. My questions were answered from above.


still sorry to hear about your muffler.

 

[Vadatajs]

Originally posted by: PhasmatisNox
Roommate, eh? Pour a moderate amount of rubbing alcohol on his blankets at night(not enough to soak through) then light it on fire. He probably won't wake up if you're quiet. Just say 'Hey man, you're on fire, then watch his face as he realizes you're not lying. Don't use too much alcohol, if pools are forming that's way too much, and it will spatter as he freaks out. Have a CO2 extinguisher handy, in case you miss with the blanket.
(Disclaimer: Don't.)

I like it. I'll wait until he really pisses me off for this one:evil:

 

[AlienCraft]

Originally posted by: Vadatajs
He just got back. He went upstairs (departures) to wait for me.

LOL, that is so stupid when people do that..... I have to wonder wth were they thinking???
BTW to

You DID check the passenger manifest with the flight counter, right?

They didn't give that info out PRE 9/11, afaik. The way to find out is ask flight crew as they exit.
BTW#2
The best roommate is someone else's. Believe me when I say this.....:disgust:

 

[Eli]

You blew your muffler? lol

You mean... it fell off?

 

[milagro]

is this gonna be in dumb and dumbererer?

 

[Vadatajs]

Originally posted by: milagro
is this gonna be in dumb and dumbererer?

lol

 

[Lager]

What happened? Did you guys have make-up sex?