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Schadenfreude

Schadenfreude

Lifer
Dec 28, 2001
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Wellwellwell,

School started this past monday at good ol' ISU, and on the quad area of campus there's this nutjob preacher that comes out and preaches with a huge banner in his hand . . ..

Of course, being a fanatical religious zealot he is, he screams at the top of lungs at frat boys, whenever they walk by, as the pinanacle of sin - as he says all they think about is sex, sex, sex (which sane non-homosexual college-age male doesn't, when the campus is filled with GORGEOUS looking women wearing nothing but skin-tight clothing? :D)!

Anyhoo, on this huge-ass banner he has, he has a list of sinners that are going to hell: perverts, sodomites, feminists, abortionists, fornicators, drinkers . . . and masturbators. I'm going to hell, apparently. ;) (Actually, I've done much, much more sacreligious things than that [from a Christian standpoint] - to the point where my Jewish friend even told me that I'm going to hell . . ..)

He was berating women about them not being housewives, smokers smoking, etc. . . actually pretty funny if you hear it.

Any ideas on ways I could have fun with this guy?
 
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Antisocial Virge

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Dec 13, 1999
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When I was at university they had to banish "The Campus Crusade for Christ" from campus because of all the harassment they were giving the students.
 
Schadenfreude

Schadenfreude

Lifer
Dec 28, 2001
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Originally posted by: iamme
hold up a sign near the street that says, "Honk if you masturbate!"

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Great idea! I think if he shows up regularly, I think I'll follow him around with a banner of my own of some sort . . ..
 
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NikPreviousAcct

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Aug 15, 2000
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Tell him that shouting at people about how awful they are won't do anything to make his religion look more appealing and is doing wonders to demolish his testimony. Then step back and feel the heat come off of his face when it turns red from rage. Then tell him that he's not loving you like Christ commanded and that he's going to hell too. :)
 
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EyeMWing

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Jun 13, 2003
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Start mocking him - get your own banner with people who are going to die and go to heaven and regret not living life "I would rather rule in hell than serve in heaven"
 
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Yax

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Feb 11, 2003
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Tell him your name is Jehovah and you'll go to hell to take care of the devil so no one will have to worry about hell anymore.
 
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Bulk Beef

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Originally posted by: FFMCobalt
Tell him that shouting at people about how awful they are won't do anything to make his religion look more appealing and is doing wonders to demolish his testimony. Then step back and feel the heat come off of his face when it turns red from rage. Then tell him that he's not loving you like Christ commanded and that he's going to hell too. :)
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Aren't you going to hell too?
 
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NikPreviousAcct

No Lifer
Aug 15, 2000
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Originally posted by: sward666
Originally posted by: FFMCobalt
Tell him that shouting at people about how awful they are won't do anything to make his religion look more appealing and is doing wonders to demolish his testimony. Then step back and feel the heat come off of his face when it turns red from rage. Then tell him that he's not loving you like Christ commanded and that he's going to hell too. :)
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Aren't you going to hell too?
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Nope. According to my "religion," I have accepted the forgiveness that was extended to everyone when Christ died for the sins of man --and that's good enough for a one-way ticket to heaven.
 
MustangSVT

MustangSVT

Lifer
Oct 7, 2000
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did he return yet?

any pics? :camera:

you should stand next to him with a "he is a loser -->" or something like that :D
 
Kaervak

Kaervak

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Jul 18, 2001
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Originally posted by: Demon-Xanth
Tape a sign to his back that says: "I carry candles for little boys that carry candles"

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LMAO. So wrong, yet so funny.
 
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TheNinja

Lifer
Jan 22, 2003
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People here tend to be all about personal freedom and doing what you want, this is his freedom of speech right, just walk on by and ignore it if you don't want to listen. Why taunt the man or heckle him, he is doing what he feels necessary.
 
Siddhartha

Siddhartha

Lifer
Oct 17, 1999
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Originally posted by: Jehovah
Wellwellwell,

School started this past monday at good ol' ISU, and on the quad area of campus there's this nutjob preacher that comes out and preaches with a huge banner in his hand . . ..

Of course, being a fanatical religious zealot he is, he screams at the top of lungs at frat boys, whenever they walk by, as the pinanacle of sin - as he says all they think about is sex, sex, sex (which sane non-homosexual college-age male doesn't, when the campus is filled with GORGEOUS looking women wearing nothing but skin-tight clothing? :D)!

Anyhoo, on this huge-ass banner he has, he has a list of sinners that are going to hell: perverts, sodomites, feminists, abortionists, fornicators, drinkers . . . and masturbators. I'm going to hell, apparently. ;) (Actually, I've done much, much more sacreligious things than that [from a Christian standpoint] - to the point where my Jewish friend even told me that I'm going to hell . . ..)

He was berating women about them not being housewives, smokers smoking, etc. . . actually pretty funny if you hear it.

Any ideas on ways I could have fun with this guy?
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Leave him alone, he is living in his own private hell which is punishment enough

 
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CrazyDe1

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Dec 18, 2001
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Reminds me of a mr show episode with bob and dave where he's like if you want to believe gamblers and...masturbators...
 
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