I'm going to fartlek tonight

[vi edit]

any want to join me?

 

[Fausto]

*sigh* I clearly spend waaaaay to much time on my bike. I didn't even blink at the intended joke.


<---------dork

 

[ATLien247]

There will be no licking of farts on my part...

 

[axelfox]

light post to light post?

 

[Fausto]

Originally posted by: axelfox
light post to light post?

We usually do city and county line sprints, with a few "everybody attack when some moron's cell phone rings" dashes for good measure. It's just our subtle way of saying "Leave the damn phone OFF on the rides, dumbass!!".

Hilarious to watch someone juggle their cell and try to tell his wife he "can't talk now" while we sprint off into the distance at warp 8.

 

[vi edit]

Originally posted by: axelfox
light post to light post?

Close. Utility line poles.

 

[Fausto]

Originally posted by: vi_edit

Originally posted by: axelfox
light post to light post?

Close. Utility line poles.

None o' them there new-fangled "light posts" available in Iowa yet, eh?

 

[vi edit]

None o' them there new-fangled "light posts" available in Iowa yet, eh?

You mean kerosene lanterns hanging on fence posts?

 

[Fausto]

Originally posted by: vi_edit

None o' them there new-fangled "light posts" available in Iowa yet, eh?

You mean kerosene lanterns hanging on fence posts?

I thought you guys just set the fence posts on fire when you needed light.

 

[vi edit]

I thought you guys just set the fence posts on fire when you needed light.

We used to hang them off of cows, but farmers got a little upset about that

 

[Fausto]

Originally posted by: vi_edit

I thought you guys just set the fence posts on fire when you needed light.

We used to hang them off of cows, but farmers got a little upset about that

Why? Works out for everyone as far as I can see. You can see the road and the farmer can easily find his cow if he wakes up in the middle of the night feeling amorous.

 

[MichaelD]

I don't care what it means in Swedish...I'm not fart-farting anything, with anyone, at any time. So there.

 

[vi edit]

Originally posted by: MichaelD
I don't care what it means in Swedish...I'm not fart-farting anything, with anyone, at any time. So there.

Party pooper.