I'm going out tonight.

shortylickens

No Lifer
Jul 15, 2003
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Gonna get drunk because fuck you thats why!
Gonna bone something ugly or get boned good and hard.


If I dont make it back alive then you momo's can fight over my computer and porn collection and video games and guns.
 

SheHateMe

Diamond Member
Jul 21, 2012
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Please, when can a teen like you party on New Years Eve? The Boys and Girls Club?
 

TJCS

Senior member
Nov 3, 2009
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OP gets up from room computer and walks into the living room computer to logon to different SN...

It is true you can not get herpes from surfing the internet...
 

Elusive 1

Banned
Dec 29, 2012
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Shorty creeped out the Hooters girls again. He'll be whining about the restraining order soon enough.
 

IronWing

No Lifer
Jul 20, 2001
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You can have shorty's gun when you can pry it from my cold, boned hand.
 

olds

Elite Member
Mar 3, 2000
50,125
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Shorty struck gold!

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